A Conversation for Temple of the true Bob!
Decleration of Crusade
MotDoc, Temporarily Exiled to Tartu, Estonia Started conversation Dec 15, 2003
That's it! Smiley
is a deity and must be worshipped! 
Your lack of smileies in your temple marks you as a heathen, idolator, and/or heretic who must be punished. In the name of Holy Smiley and the Temple of Smiley I declare crusade upon this temple! I shall burn it to the ground and trample upon your idols if you do not immediately surrender and declare your allegiance to the Temple of Smiley
MotDoc, Head of the Holy Order of the Knights of the Angered Smiley
Decleration of Crusade
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 15, 2003
I shall defend the temple with the power of Bob!
Decleration of Crusade
MotDoc, Temporarily Exiled to Tartu, Estonia Posted Dec 15, 2003
Have at you then! I am armed with the great weapons the Holy Battle-Axe of Smiley and the Holy Warhammer of Smiley (see U208372 for proof). Your dark fire will not avail you! You will be made to see the light that is Smiley !
Decleration of Crusade
MotDoc, Temporarily Exiled to Tartu, Estonia Posted Dec 16, 2003
1) You may continue to have your temple, but it must explicitly recognize Smiley as the supreme deity and contain somewhere the official Cult of Smiley badge (available at the Temple of Smiley A1916967). The same applies for any other temples run by you.
2) You must join the Temple of Smiley as a disciple (or preferably as a crusader).
3) You must publically state your devotion to Smiley on your user page.
4) Plus any Wonko thinks of.
Decleration of Crusade
AK - fancy that! Posted Jan 9, 2004
*prepares a grenade*
*pulls the pin*
Oh crap, whoops.
*tosses it away randomly, but the explosion doesn't hit anybody*
Declaration of Crusade
AK - fancy that! Posted Jan 10, 2004
how about you scroll to the top of a whole page and see
Declaration of Crusade
Wøñkø Posted Jan 10, 2004
I don't think they remember our invasion..
*burns an altar*
Declaration of Crusade
AK - fancy that! Posted Jan 10, 2004
*burns the tapestries or wall decor or whatever*
Lets launch a massive assault on every temple at once.
Declaration of Crusade
MotDoc, Temporarily Exiled to Tartu, Estonia Posted Jan 13, 2004
Sorry for the spelling typo...but it seems like the invasion is being ignored. I was hoping through the crusade we could recruit some conquered temples to our mighty cause.
-MotDoc
Key: Complain about this post
Decleration of Crusade
- 1: MotDoc, Temporarily Exiled to Tartu, Estonia (Dec 15, 2003)
- 2: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Dec 15, 2003)
- 3: MotDoc, Temporarily Exiled to Tartu, Estonia (Dec 15, 2003)
- 4: Wøñkø (Dec 15, 2003)
- 5: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Dec 15, 2003)
- 6: Wøñkø (Dec 15, 2003)
- 7: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Dec 15, 2003)
- 8: MotDoc, Temporarily Exiled to Tartu, Estonia (Dec 16, 2003)
- 9: Wøñkø (Dec 17, 2003)
- 10: AK - fancy that! (Dec 17, 2003)
- 11: Wøñkø (Dec 20, 2003)
- 12: AK - fancy that! (Jan 9, 2004)
- 13: Wøñkø (Jan 10, 2004)
- 14: AK - fancy that! (Jan 10, 2004)
- 15: Wøñkø (Jan 10, 2004)
- 16: AK - fancy that! (Jan 10, 2004)
- 17: Wøñkø (Jan 10, 2004)
- 18: AK - fancy that! (Jan 10, 2004)
- 19: Wøñkø (Jan 10, 2004)
- 20: MotDoc, Temporarily Exiled to Tartu, Estonia (Jan 13, 2004)
More Conversations for Temple of the true Bob!
Write an Entry
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."