h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

explains my divorce, no?

ah yes .. I see ..




would it be an idea to pay for the mortgage that way?

hey, i already pay teaxes for every can i empty

enough is enough!

ah .. you pay for empty cans as well? I just pay taxes for the filled ones

er, well, no. but once you've paid for the full cans you don't want to pay for the empty ones as well!

Perhaps I should get married or something. I surely can't drink that much .

it was marriage what drove me to drinking in the first place

in that case you can stop drinking now, can't you, Pierce?

yes i could

in theory

theory isn't the only thing that matters.. I know

indeed. i prefer real to a theoretical one

mm.. yes theoretical makes you burp

not that there is anything wrong in that - except for the outlet of carbon dioxide, of course

ah yes, I'm limited by the kyoto treaty of course ..

things may get even tighter after the copenhagen climate summit

ah yes, good point

I'd better get a few s before that starts

worst case scenarios is we'd all be forced to drink stale british beer

.. ah yes, but in pint glasses

Is that any comfort?