h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

my work here is done

But you'll be back next year to do the dirty dance of the seven s with one tiny and suffer being a sexobject for a wee while next year, right?

Sorry about the surplus 'next year' - I confused myself with this sentence

well.. no confusion possible I'd say you want more, but next year, right?

I want more tout suite, but pronounce his work done

you should all be thankful i didn't perform the dance of the seven sperm whales, at least

well.. call him back then?

besides, i'm busy. i'm off to give a few whales the hump

what whales? .... no.. don't answer that ..

all right (but i bet you can guess what kind of whales they'll be hereafter, right?

(off for a week)

well.. simple.. of course they'll be Humpback Whales (Megaptera novaeangliae)

that was too easy

*rolls eyes*

Anyway, usually people go to sauna more often than once a year.

Is that a fact

The orthodox saunaists go to sauna at least once a week.

and the liberals?

Liberals do it every now and then.

ah..

* Hapi notices at this moment he still is in sauna uniform, not dressed in his towel *
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has anyone seen my pants lately?

Didn't they disappear with the herd of ?

really? that's rather unfortunate.. ah well, I'll be dressed in my then.

(* now what would a do with worn out pants? *)