A Conversation for The T.I.T.S. Club

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Deidzoeb

In Houston, TX, local law prohibits alcohol from being served at TITS clubs, but allows patrons of TITS clubs to bring their own alcohol. Another amusing detail is that the term "plaza" somehow became a euphemism for a club where topless dancers perform. So if someone invites you to meet him at "Gentleman's Plaza" or "Fantasy Plaza," be advised of what kind of place you're going to.

I don't know this from first-hand experience, but I've heard a little about it. My wife's sister's daughter is a topless dancer somewhere around Houston, maybe Pasadena. No, really.

None of this has anything to do with the SBVM. I just wanted to remind you what kind of people will now wander into this club after searching for "TITS" and finding this "TITS CLUB."

What does the acronym stand for again? Thorns In Their Sides or Thorns In Their Site? I should know what it stands for if I'm going to continue being one.


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Tube - the being being back for the time being

Hum, yeah. I see the difficulties involved with TITS, but I guess we shall have to put up with that as that's the collective name. smiley - shrug And I think we are able to stop unwanted discussions by non-members. smiley - winkeye
Hmmm... T.I.T.S. Club, maybe? Yeah, I'll change the name.

Thorns In Their Site. As we have nothing against anybody personally but just against what s/he/they are doing at/with h2g2 there is no need to get physical with hir/them.

Oh, welcome BTW. I thought I'd add each tit which turns up here to the authors of the page. Hope you don't mind. smiley - smiley


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a girl called Ben

There were several theories, as I recollect, if I had the time I would check.

Anyways - Larry Flint has politicised pornography, first ammendment and freedom of speech and all that jazz. So not such a misleading name, perhaps? smiley - winkeye

Gotta go, good to see you guys.

B


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Martin Harper

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Martin Harper

Actually, I think that's a little harsher than it should be. Sorry for any offence caused. smiley - sadface
-Lucinda


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Post 6

GTBacchus

smiley - doh

Amazing what they can do with acronyms these days... smiley - winkeye


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Post 7

GTBacchus

simulpost!

Hi, Lu.

smiley - cheers


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a girl called Ben

Alas, only a little.

a premenstrual bitch from hell called Ben
smiley - winkeye


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Tube - the being being back for the time being

Seeing that there's This Week's Topic - Coping with Pre-menstrual Syndrome ... are we allowed to use the smiley - fullmoon again... ? smiley - winkeye


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GTBacchus

Coping with pre-menstrual syndrome, huh? How about, find someone who's less pre-menstrual (and not too inhibited either smiley - bigeyes), and check back in a few days?

smiley - run, before the smiley - tomatosmiley - tomato come


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Post 11

Martin Harper

Are you still hankering after this person with no second-order desires? smiley - winkeye
-Lucinda


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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Find someone who's not pre-mentstrual? smiley - laugh That reminds me off when some friends of mind came to stay for some months. After they'd been here a while, and our cycles matched, Peter was heard to walk out the house wailing "I'm surrounded by PMT-ridden evil harpies from Hell! What did I do to deserve *this*?!".


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a girl called Ben

I ususally like being pre-menstrual. The energy, and the ability to take no crap are very useful.

B


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Post 14

Deidzoeb

In the States, we call it PMS for Pre-Menstrual Syndrome. What's the T stand for? Pre-Menstrual Tyranny?


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a girl called Ben

smiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laugh

Tension

smiley - winkeye


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Post 16

Deidzoeb

How delightful! Hardly an affliction at all. "Are the cramps bothering you, dear?"

"No, no, don't give it another thought, love! Merely TENSION, nothing more."

In my wife's case, PMT would stand for Pre-Menstrual Texan.


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a girl called Ben

Years ago, when I was responsible for making sure the company I worked for got paid, I would save up my credit control calls for the appropriate week...

...We got paid.



Behaving professionally when you have PMS/PMT is a bit like slicing tomatoes when you are drunk. You honestly try to do it without damaging yourself or anyone else, but if you do cause harm you don't actually care.

As I said, I don't really suffer from PMT, I ususally enjoy it.

smiley - monster

Ben


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Post 18

GTBacchus

That's a very good simile! smiley - bigeyes


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Tube - the being being back for the time being

Mark Moxon: "Nah, I'm going travelling for myself. As for how they'll replace me, that's not really my concern, but as far as h2g2 goes, Natalie will be taking over the running of h2g2 as from the end of this week."
F13393?thread=192280&skip=100&show=20#p2239495 (#107)

Ok, people! Here's the plan: we kidnap and replace Natalie and - voilá! - we run this site... smiley - devil


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Post 20

a girl called Ben

That is a plan! Let me get my disguise!

a boy called Bill


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