A Conversation for Junkyard
Tiny Little brain
Saturnine Started conversation Jul 9, 2002
GOOD GOD MAN! There is too much information for my tiny little brain. I have to peruse the JunkYard for many a day before I understand...
Seems like one crazi shedload of fun though...
I commend thee!
(Fancy a knighthood? Im English. We have superpowers like that. We superceded the Queen a long time ago. Cloned her special sword, and now we can all make people Knights of the Extra-Long table)
Tiny Little brain
Friar Posted Jul 9, 2002
I'm all about the kinght-hood.
I've been doing A L O T of writing lately.
My entry on the Human Shoulder is actually a presentation I'm doing in 3 days (quess I'd better get that one done pretty quick).
But I've got other ambitious projects on the ramp too!
I love having an easy bit at work!
Getting home before 6:00 really frees up my life.
You're brain is just fine the way it is BTW.
It took me many days to generate all that hulabaloo, entering into it blindly can disorient I'm sure.
Now all I need is illustrations and content then we're cooking! 
Friar, the BigDawg
BTW THANKS FOR CHECKING OUT MY LITTLE CORNER, I BELIEVE YOU'RE NERALY THE FIRST
Tiny Little Brain
Saturnine Posted Jul 9, 2002
Woohoo! Im the first!
It is very disorientated. Or am I just dizzy?
*ponders*
Whats the old cat/dog thing?
Surely you should be promoting "peace and harmony"? Racial harmony and world peace and all that rubbish? Not gang-wars with
fluffballs?
Human shoulder? OK OK. Im beginning to glue you together. Are you a medical student or something akin to that? Maybe a gangster? Maybe a funeral director? Very mysterious...
Tiny Little Brain
Friar Posted Jul 10, 2002
LOL!
OK, well, junkyard = junkyard dog.
But cats are omnipresent, so give them their spot. Besidesa they are natural enemies and I refuse to take the dog outta the dog or the pussy outta the cat 
But I've got loads of medical debris so there's the boneyard. Shoulder, bone. . uh, well there it is.
Like my personal space says I'm renovating a house, so I've got lots of scrap lying around to write about.
Since all sport, art, music, culture, politic, and locale is hated by SOMEBODY, they can all go in the Cesspool.
The landfill is reserved for death, mystery and the natural cycle of the environment to decompose every now and again.
Then there is a kitchen, because everybody needs to eat, and I like feeding a crowd.
My newest bit is the section for yesterday's news that I haven't really started yet. Yesterday's news is obviously garbage.
See? It all makes sense.
Circle of life, for every season turn,turn,turn, etc. etc.
I dunno it's pretty holistic, but it sounded like a really good idea at the time.
Here's to biting off more than you can chew
Friar
Tiny Little Brain
Saturnine Posted Jul 10, 2002
Hmm. I believe the American and British sense of humours are merging. How wonderful. Lets have a party!
Aren't you worried a little about the smell of this junkyard?
Tiny Little Brain
Friar Posted Jul 10, 2002
Only when I'm downwind, m'luv, lonly when I'm downwind.
Seriously tho'. There's no cemetary or junkyard or senate/parliament in here. . .where's stuff suppoed to go when it dies/gets thrown out!?
Friar
Tiny Little Brain
Saturnine Posted Jul 10, 2002
IN THE BIN!
Geez, didnt your mother teach you anything?
Alternatively, we could always use the historic British landmarks to keep refuse in. No. Maybe they are already full of too much crap. Maybe you're right...
*stand upwind*
yuck.
Tiny Little Brain
Friar Posted Jul 10, 2002
And where does the bin get taken too? sheesh!
I'll tell you where. . .to me!
Friar
Tiny Little Brain
Saturnine Posted Jul 10, 2002
I thought the faeries took it to make their magic kingdoms...
Well they say you learn something new every day...
Tiny Little Brain
Friar Posted Jul 10, 2002
Nope, the garbage gets buried and rots; the stuff that doesn't rot sits around until it gets buried or reused.
mmm. . .rot. . .mmm
Friar
Tiny Little Brain
Saturnine Posted Jul 10, 2002
What happens when the dogs revolt? Have you measures to protect your junkyard from being taken over by rabid puppies?
Or would that be a GOOD thing, eh?
*ponders*
Tiny Little Brain
Friar Posted Jul 10, 2002
We've got room for all of Nature's creatures, that's why they call it a food chain.
But puppies are definately welcome.
Friar, the BigDawg
Tiny Little Brain
Friar Posted Jul 11, 2002
Yup, I even love the mangy ones.
The mean ones that piddle on the rug, they're welcome in my Junkyard.
Friar, the big
Tiny Little Brain
Saturnine Posted Jul 11, 2002
EVEN the ones with icky fur and flea's and ticks and smell like old cheese?
Bleurgh.
Well, I suppose its the *right thing to do* ...they have to go somewhere. I hope you administer some sort of medical treatment though...
Do you have an elephants graveyard, or are you working with a limited space there?
Tiny Little Brain
Friar Posted Jul 11, 2002
Wow! Elephant's graveyard.
I want one!!!
That is a great idea
What should we put in it (duh. . .BESIDES elephants).
Friar, the BigDawg
You can't blame a dog for his fleas
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