Junkyard

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Collection of oddments, merriments, ointments and biscuits.

People may look down upon junkyards. They want to avert their eyes1. The earth needs the junkyard. Before the junkyard, refuse simply flowed downstream. It would be easy to rejoice the quick removal of all of our junk, were it not for the fact that everyone lives downstream from someone.

This junkyard is a collection of things. Knowledge, thoughts, whimsical notions and a few recipes2. The debris is sorted into several piles. Feel free to head to the appropriate area if you care to recycle someting. The charge is nominal.


Looking for a job? Look here first, but you can always apply.

We've got a few positions still availible. Click go! to post your resume'.
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By the way, watch out for the junkyard dawg, his teeth are sharp and he might piddle on your leg. You might be able to find him in the bone yard.

Places to look:

  • Bone-yard- People are put together differently
  • Scrap-yard- Everything can serve a purpose, the ultimate goal is to find that elusive purpose for everything
  • Cesspool- Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
  • Land-fill - It may be buried, but it's never gone
  • Kitchen - everybody's got to eat! What do YOU want for lunch
  • Can't find what you're looking for? Try looking in the shack. Somebody will be by to help.


  • Looking for directions?

    Chicago is this way.

    This way to the University of Michigan. GO BLUE!!!

    Any link that appears in this color no, not this color, just this color , is under construction. Seeing as this is a junkyard and not a palace or church, you can still wander about. In fact, if you see any junk that might be worth something, just tell us how to fix it for you and you might be able to use it.

    1And their noses2Everybody needs to eat!

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