h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I agree his quotes can get pretty long, that is a good enough paraphrase

It isn't I suppose: him having spoken in Hebrew

Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.

--Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790)

"No wise man ever wished to be younger." Jonathan Swift

::just sits on her thrown and listens::

Hey!
No throne sitting in here...[the throne vanishes and milady Ice lands on her derriere]

::let's out a growl, and snaps, a rusty old chain appears, then she sends a bolt of lighting at Shadow while sitting on a chain that looks near 50 years old:: watch bub I'm a goddess remember

Not here you're not
[The bolt of lightning dissapears into a forgotten corner, and is rerouted: it hits Lady Ice on her derriere mwahahahaha]

Now: back to the game.

'To resist the frigidity of old age one must combine the body, the mind and the heart - and to keep them in parallel vigor one must exercise, study and love.'

--Karl von Bonstetten

"Gentle ladies, you will remember till old age what we did together in our brilliant youth!' Sappho

(Hahahahahah Shadow.....)

No heckling [meanie ]

'To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.'

--Bernard M. Baruch, 1940

I think mi'lady has gone off in a sulk

Will reply later, when I have more time: got to go now!! ing late!