h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...and there they go...

Gabby shoots into the lead, her wings working overtime to get her in front of her fellow racers... Stan the Man, Sweetums and Sadjaw McGraw are all bunched up behind her... whilst poor old Al is in last place struggling to keep up... for a visual representation of the positions of the moment check out the main racing page A771167

Well racegoers... tis over to you... shout... scream... dance and beg those Smiley's to run faster... get them to win... me knows you know how...

Greebs..xx

Go Go Go Sweetums eat up ur opponents if u hav to just win

Come on Sadjaw!

*Shouting from outside the track as she doesn't have a bet places and is not allowed in*


I know you can do it !
Don't listen to what those silly bookies say, you're always favourite!

Go Go!
Go Go!

very small and insignificant...

Stan... I have an uncle named stan. he was my favorite uncle.

Go Go Go! Stan! you can do it!
speedy gonzalez!

peace.

Yeah, Gabby, come on!

HP
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!WARNING! Country and Western Music ahead !WARNING!

*the plaintive twang of a steel guitar*

Now I want y'all to singalong, in the style of good ole' Tammy Wynette, so let's hear that voice crack with emotion, dy'hear?

(to the tune of Stand By Your Man)

"Sometimes it's hard to race.....a Smiley
Even though our Greebo is so good.
You'll have fast times
They'll have slow times
Cos they just aren't quite...in the mood

(Chorus)
I'm Stan the Man!
No-one can ever beat me
Or even dare complete me
With arms and legs, and so on

I'm Stan the Man!
And if I win this racing
Some DNAs I'm gonna gaaaaaaa-iiiiiin!!
I'm Stan....the-e...ma-a-an."


Thangyouverymuch.
G'night.

Day Two

Wooooooowwwwwwww... Gabby is certainly aiming to be first in this weeks race... Sweetums and Al, are valiently trying to thwart her plan... Stan the Man seems to be quite happy in fourth place... Whilst Sadjaw McGraw seems to be hardly making an effort at all... for a visual representation of the positions of the moment check out the main racing page A771167

If Gabby keeps going like this... it looks like this race could end tomorrow... unless you cheerers know different... go on... give them some encouragement... and here's a bit of encouragement for you... the Smiley Racing - Cheering Society @ A701227 ... a place where the best of your wonderful rallying cries will be displayed for all time... it was inspired by Luckystar's brilliant Tammy Wynette spoof...

Me hasn't managed to go through all the conversation fora yet... but the good ones will be up there soon... and if you know of one that caught your eye... let me know in a conversation on the Cheering Society page... ~grin~

Greebs..xx

Gab's, Gab's your our gal,
if you can't do it no one can.

Come on Sweatums he's our man/monster
If he cant eatum/beatum
No one can

COME ON GABBY, RUN/FLY, RUN/FLY, RUN/FLY LIKE THE WIND

~Skenvoy

remember to pluck the feathers out of Gabbies wings after u beat her

Stands at finish line....

"Here Sweetums come and come and get luvly monster snacks"

Stan! STan! Stam!

hear that Gabby??? Some is trying to pluck your wings run faster so you won't get caught!!!

~Skenvoy

loadsa monster bites here for u and a Gabby for eatin

COME ON SWEETUMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Day Three

Gabby is really flying now, she is surely to pass the finishing line tomorrow... but will any of the other smiley's be joining her... Al is in a good position, Stan the Man and Sweetums are not far behind.. but as usual in this race Sadjaw McGraw just doesn't seem to be putting any effort into the race... and he's looking more blue than usual... for a visual representation of the positions of the moment check out the main racing page A771167


Come on everyone... give them that final burst of speed by yelling... shouting .. cajoling... and if it works.. pleading with your smiley to pass that line...

Greebs..xx

Hmmmmm.

*strokes chin thoughtfully*

I wonder if Stan doesn't like C&W music. Seems unlikely....

*Can here we are the champions music building up*

Come on gabby just a little further!