h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...and they are off... The smileys are all out of the gate... Jaws and Charlotte are neck and neck in first place at the moment.... Vlad is hot on their heels... possibly sniffing blood... Cyril and Greebs are taking it wasy at the moment... but its early in the race... anything can happen... for a visual representation of the positions of the moment check out the main racing page A771167

Thats it then... over to you... cheer on your favourite smiley... it does seem to work at times...

Greebs..xx

CYRIL CYRIL CYRIL CYRIL CYRIL CYRIL

Vlad, Vlad he's our man, if he can't do it no one can

~Skenvoy

*Wanders up and places a pile of s on the finishing line...*

*Strolls casually back to the start line and places a sacrificial virgin behind Vlad, and starts eyeing Charlotte with a rolled up newspaper in his hand (The other hand is holding a fishing rod)*


What? Me? Try and fix a race? Never!!!

puts garlic on sacrificial virgin to get vlad to keep running

~Skenvoy

Hey, don't do that - Have you any idea just how difficult it was finding a sacrificial virgin around here!!!

Yep, but I want Vlad to win!!!!
Come on VLAD
WIN THE RACE!!!!!!!!!!
*runs to finish line and removes s*
No-ones gonna fix this race

~Skenvoy

You must have a death wish!!!

No-one, but no-one has ever taken away a doughnut from greebo and lived to tell about it

look you shouldn't try and fix this race thats the only reason I did it, anyway;

COME ON VLAD
MAKE US GLAD
WIN THE RACE
BE THE ACE

~Skenvoy

Go for it Greebs
The fastest smiley on the beebs
Leaves the all the pleebs*
Like a bunch of feebs!



*(poetic licience on plebs)

*puts big pile of fish food at finish line*

Come on Jaws, DINNER!

*puts heap of dead flies at the finish line*

Oh Charlotte! Over he-re!

*runs away from the smell of rotting fish, deceased insects and garlic*

I'll be watching this one from up there somewhere, I think. With a clothespeg on my nose. And a can of air-freshner by my side.

Day Two.

Look at them go... Charlotte races into the lead... her legs going like pistons... Vlad is not far behind... breathing down her neck as though she had one... Both Jaws and Cyril and trying to outdo each other... whilst Greebs is not putting a lot of effort into it... maybe she needs a little more encouragement... (not so subtle hint)... for a visual representation of the positions of the moment check out the main racing page A771167

Gosh... exciting is not the word... this race is beyond that... ~Greebo siddles over to Skenvoy and relieves him of his burden of doughnuts...~ Me shall look after these for you shall me???

Come on everybody!!! (Hmmm... sounds like a song does it not?) Me thinks there should be a great deal of shouting for your Smiley... they need your help to win... go on... you know you want to...

Greebs..xx

Ho yes! The dead flies work every time!

*goes off to gather some more exotic ones*

Go Cyril! Run Cyril! Like the wind Cyril!

Come on Cyril! You can do it

*gives up 's*
*puts more garlic at teh start of the race course and then runs to the end with some sacrifices
VLAD COME ON!!!!!!!

~Skenvoy

*puffing from the run from the other side of the world*

I'm here Greebs! *waving large yellow and black fan banner* Got here as fast as I could!



Looky what's here for you Greebs!



All for you Greebs, but you've got to get those feline muscles moving and get up here!


*Aside* Mind you, there's no getting a cat to do anything he doesn't want to do.


Go Go!
Go Go!
Go Go!
Go Go!

Heeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeee fishy fishy fishy!

Third Day

Oh wow, what a quick race this time, rivaling the very first race run, if any of you can remember that fateful race.

Charlotte scuttled across the finishing line first, with Vlad close behind, just not having the time to catch up or overtake. Jaws and Greebs were still fighting over third place as they crossed the line together... and poor old Cyril came in last... and looking mighty green... sick or envy... we just don't know... for a visual representation of the finishing positions and a list confirming the winners check out the main racing page A771167

Congratulations to both Lucrecia and Luckystar... enjoy your winnings...

Greebs..xx