h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So here we are again, another race is under way... Bert races immediately into the lead... The Kid and Ace are not far behind... with Yucky Pete and Brains both vying for last place... for a visual representation of the positions of the moment check out the main racing page A771167

Over to you now... give you smiley some encouragement...

Greebs..xx

Come on ACEy boy. You can do it!

You said it Terran, come on ACE, come on ACE *starts a chant*

~Skenvoy

K-I-D!- Your'e the one that WE!-thinks is the best-and you better BE-The winning the smil-EY!

Gimme an A
Gimme a C
Gimme an E

What have you got!


He's our man!
If he can't beat them,
No one can!


He's our smiley!
He will send the other's flying!

GO!

There was a young Smiley named Pete
Who was ever so fleet on his feet
And no other Smiley
Or singer named Kylie
Could ever manage to beat
him.

Nice one, L,

However, I go for the Kid, you know! Look at his powerful cheeks - and this smile - wow! You will see, as soon as the smileys turn into the open sun everybody will be dazzled - and that's when the Kid will lead his trumps.

Goooo! Gooooo!

HP
»--.

BTW, why do you want a P?
I think "Luckystar" sounds nice. I'd still prefer that to "Puckystar" or "Pluc..."



Goooooooo! Goooooo!

HP
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As the race enters the second day... the Smiley's push forward at a truely magnificent rate... Brains and The Kid are just in the lead... closely folloed by Yucky Pete and Bert... Ace is trailing behind a little... but there is plenty of time to get into a winning position... for a visual representation of the positions of the moment check out the main racing page A771167

Me must admit that you have all been great so far in encouraging your smiley... in fact you have all been brilliant... so do it again... cheer that special one on... give them a reason to win for you...

Ace what are you doing? Forwards! not backwards! Come on you can do it! *looks dispondantly at betting slip*

Terran

Wow... joint last place to joint lead - go Brains!

Yeah, Kid!!!!

Gooooo! Goooooooo!

Where's Luckystar?



HP
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I'm here! For details on the extra "P" you need the "Chicks Shaving" conversation....


Now: where's Pete? Oh good, he's catching up. Let's see if this will encourage him....


Yucky Pete! Now here's my terms!
I've got a bucket of juicy worms.
Win this race - then watch them squirm
Those other smilies are a bunch of germs!!!



*runs to finish line with red plastic bucket full of wriggly squiggly worms*

Hop an a skip is all it takes,
ACE must win this for all our sakes,
when the time is right he wont act funny,
and ACE will earn me lots of Money (or DNA's)

has been putting those brains to use
so to the rest

Come on ACE,
Win this race,
You're the best,
You'll beat the rest,

~Skenvoy

The race enters day three... Bert has squeezed into the lead now, closely followed by both The Kid and Brains... Yucky Pete is not far behind, but me is not usre what has happened to Ace... he's struggling badly... for a visual representation of the positions of the moment check out the main racing page A771167

Is this the begining of the end... gives those smiley's an extra boost... cheer for them now...

go ACE, go ACE, go ACE, go ACE, go ACE, go ACE etc.
Run, run like the wind, you can still win it...

~Skenvoy

GO BRAINS!!!!!!

*hops around*

i hope he wins!

!