h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

so n'kai when do we move out and what do we do first, *phoniex stops as a passer by looks at her odly* N'KAI my accent, it wayy to strange and im wearing too many jewels

[N'kai] Look, speak as I do. The accent is sharp and harsh. Like, "keikalla," or "khaitan". Anyway, this will help you...
*N'kai enfused Phoniex and Chronos with the knowledge of his language.*
[N'kai] We're getting off. Find Malkein and quickly. I don't want to spend too long out of doors tonight... for your sake and my mens.

I would say I could take care of myself but I doubt it here, If in trouble, can i blow people up,
Any way where might this Malkein be?

[N'kai] Good luck. The Dark Elves are powerful mages, even by Elven standards. As for Malkien... well, he's a Slaver. Follow the sound of tortured souls.

I keep telling myself that this is another world and I dont live here for long.......*shudder* so what now

*N'kai walks calmly down the docking ramp, examening the surroundings. The Beastmasters were busy, driving the slaves like cattle, for they saw them as little more than that. The dreaded Executioners, carrying cruel blades of great size, kept watchful gaze on the charges, severing the heads of those who falter rather than release their spiked collars. N'kai seemed to care little, ignoring the atrocities occuring around him...*

*phoniex walks behind n'kai and keeps an eye out for trouble*

*A little way behind N'kai and Phoniex, a man named Nekyeur was teaching Chronos how to act the part...*
[Nekyeur] Remember, you are one of N'kai's Black Knights. You are superior to all around you, let them know that. Show no fearn show no mercy. Give them only fear and pain. Observe...
*Nekyeur grabbed a Corsair by his scaled cloak, and dragged him backwards. Nekyeur's sword swung out, hovering less than an inch from the Elf's neck.*
[Nekyeur] I don't like the way you're looking at my Lord. If you want your eyes to stay in their sockets, then I suggest you learn respect for the true lord of Naggeroth...
*Nekyeur shoved the Corsair to the floor. Two more Black Knights came over, mocking the fallen man. One kicked him in the side, and moments later, both them and Nekyeur were savagely kicking and beating the defenseless Corsair. By the time they'd finished, the Elf was unconcious, bleeding heavily.*
[Nekyeur] That is what we call being "nice". With luck, we'll get to show you "angry"...

Hmm..alright.

*Chronos straightens rising to his full height an impassive tower of strength*
HEY YOU! Elf Bring ME Some Water
*the small elf brings Chronos a bucket with some water in it*
You Call this Water?!
*Chronos throws the bucket at him*
Go And Get Me Some Fresh Water!!
Hows that?

[Nekyeur] Not bad, so long as no-one finds out who you really are...

i guess i have to act the part? what does a sorceress do?

[N'kai] Whatever she wants. However, those with power should always be alert, for Khaine's wrath often comes with garrotte and blackened blade... Ah! Malkien's vessel. He can't be far away...

I'll watch out, and hide some power becuase i have way too much to hide

[Malkien] What's this, N'kai? A new pet?
*N'kai and Phoniex turn to face Malkien. His armour was red, and glistened strangely. Close inspection would show why; it was covered in human blood.*
[N'kai] This is an aquaintence of mine...
[Malkien] Don't treat me like an idiot, N'kai. The last Sorceress you met wound up impaled on the city gates. I think there's still bits of her up there...
[N'kai] Shut up, Malkien. What did you want?
[Malkien] Alright, N'kai. I called you because of what's happening up north. Chaos has come to Naggaroth, N'kai, I was going to hire you to face them...
[N'kai] I'll consider it... in the morning.
[Malkien] Very well. Good luck, N'kai. This night is no time to be out on the streets...

*phoniex lays silent but her eyes flame in rage*

[N'kai] Don't mind Malkien. He believes himself close to me. He is, but that doesn't make him special. I put up with him because I need to be able to travel, and Malkien is often available. If he bothers you, I'll let him know he's crossed the line...

I am NOT A PET, if he ever loses use for you can I destroy him.

[N'kai] I'll remember.
*N'kai and his men lead Chronos and Phoniex back towards the dock. They come across a young-looking elf, dressed in barely enough clothes to cover her ample frame. She is also carrying two wicked blades.*
[Witch Elf] What have we here?
[Nekyeur] A Witch Elf! You can bet she isn't alone...

*phoniex stops just behind n'kai and keep silent*

[Witch Elf] A sorceror? She will make a fine Sacrifice...
*Other Witch Elves begin to appear, surrounding the warband. N'kai and his men draw weapons, but even the Black Knights seemed fearful of these seductive Elves...*
[N'kai] If you want her, come and take her!
*The fighting began...*