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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Started conversation Jan 23, 2004
Hello. I'm Evil Claw and I'm trying to form an evil army.
I plan to take over the world ect. ect.
Do you want to join?
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njan (afh) Posted Jan 26, 2004
I'm afraid that the majority of the mercenaries are, at present, indisposed to participation in such an event. in the event that we were, we would charge a standard fee, plus the signing of a relatively uncomplicated 13-page contract with NDA. We would require five million bartanian dollars deposit, and charge one million bartanian dollars per day, plus expenses. Use of interstellar transport vessels or pan-planet weaponry is double.
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Cow House Headquarters (Leader:SuperMoo The Cow that is SUPER [Grand Duke of The Cows]) Posted Jan 26, 2004
Hey...
I'm Grand Duke SuperMoo Leader of The Great Mighty...small...Army of the Cows...
And I have Joined EvilClaw's Campain...[he is my ambassador from Cathouse after all...it would be odd and slightly boring not to join him...] and I think 
SuperMoo 
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jan 27, 2004
SuperMOO I hereby make you my loyal advisor and my Minister of L.A.O.S. (Lactose, Anvils, Olephants, and Septic tanks).
Congradulations ing dude man.
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Jan 29, 2004
Yay...
I've always wanted the ability to legally smear lactose on anvils tied to Olephants, and drop them into septic tanks...er maybe it was fling large quatities of septic tank contents from a huge Trebuchet...er maybe that was spam...who knows...
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- 1: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Jan 23, 2004)
- 2: njan (afh) (Jan 26, 2004)
- 3: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Jan 26, 2004)
- 4: Cow House Headquarters (Leader:SuperMoo The Cow that is SUPER [Grand Duke of The Cows]) (Jan 26, 2004)
- 5: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Jan 27, 2004)
- 6: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Jan 29, 2004)
- 7: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Feb 1, 2004)
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