A Conversation for Attack of the Clones (Spoilers)

The Episode 3 speculation thread (well someone had to start it.)

Post 21

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I THINK IN III WE ALL NEED TO SEE JAR-JAR FLY APART INTO LITTLE BITS!!!

QUESTION... ISN'T ANAKIN'S SABRE GREEN?? IF SO THEN HOW COME LUKE'S FATHER'S SABRE IS BLUE???


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Post 22

Oberon2001 (Scout)

I was thinking that about the lightsabres too! Maybe cos Anakin's gets cut in half towards the end of Episode ii he gets a new one in 3... didn't he get a new one during the battle scene in the arena?
Oberon2001


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Post 23

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NO.. I THINK HE SWIPED OBI-WAN'S SABRE'S TO FIGHT DOOKU...

HERE'S SOMETHING:

EPISODE III-

OBI-WAN:- "OH NO... ANAKIN'S GONE CRAZY... I BETTER HIDE WITH LUKE... FROM THIS DAY FORTH I SHALL NO LONGER BE KNOWN AS OBI-WAN KENOBI... I SHALL BE BEN... KENOBI... I JUST HOPE VADER DOESN'T HAVE A PHONE BOOK..."


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Post 24

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

I think Papatine manages to convince Anakin that the Republic doesn't funtion, after all, we heard his opinion that "a strong person must make the senators agree with each other". Anakin then attempts to convince Obi-wan, Obi-wan gets pissed of, chops up Ani, causing a figure like Darth Vader in SWVI. Obi then goes to Naboo, tells a very pregnant Padmé that he's chopped up lover boy, Padmé then becomes the "sad figure" that Leia remembers in SWVI. She gives birth to the twins, and Obi-wan hides Luke with his relations on Tatooine, and Padmé flees to Alderaan with Leia to hide with Bail Organa. She then dies when Leia is still young. In the meantime, Dooku has cloned himself several times, these clones, probably called Doookuu, wipe out most of the Jedi, except Obi, who retires to Tatooine, and Yoda, who hides on Dagoba.


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Post 25

Oberon2001 (Scout)

smiley - erm One of the long-standing *rumours* (should point that out) is that Obi-wan and Anakin/Darth Sulky fight over a lave pit thingy, Anakin falls in and gets disfigured that way.... Who knows though. Lucas might surprise us, he has in the past!
Oberon2001


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Post 26

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

No, I think he gets chopped up, after all, his scars are pretty straight!


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Post 27

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URGH... A THOUSAND CHRISTOPHER LEES FIGHTING THE JEDI...

OH THE HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!

WHY DO I SEE OBI DOING A HOMER SIMPSON IMPRESSION WITH ANAKIN... "WHY YOU LITTLE..."


WAIT A MINUTE... WHERE THE HELL DID PALPATINE GET HIS FORCE POWERS FROM?????

FOR EP III... DARTH MAMMA'SBOY MUST GET REALLY P----D WITH OBI-WAN WHICH SIDEOUS PICKS UP ON AND TELLS HIM OF THE LIGHT HOLDING HIM BACK OR SOMETHING...


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Post 28

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...OR YODA/MACE SEND ANAKIN PACKING FOR HAVING LOVED..........


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Post 29

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

I thought Palpatine WAS Darth Sidious!


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Post 30

Oberon2001 (Scout)

He is.... but shhhhh! We're not supposed to know that yet smiley - winkeye
Oberon2001


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Post 31

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

you get enough hints anyway!


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Post 32

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STILL DOESN'T EXPLAIN WHERE PALPATINE'S POWERS COME FROM....

SURELY IT COULD BE SENSED...


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Post 33

Oberon2001 (Scout)

If the Dark Side is strong enough, the Jedi cannot sense it and Palpatine is very strong in the Dark side. Allegedly.
I think Yoda has sussed him slightly though.
Oberon2001


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Post 34

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HOW 'BOUT THIS THEN...

IF MACE'S SABRE IS PURPLE HOW COME YODA'S IS GREEN...?


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Post 35

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Perhaps you can't control saber colour, you build one and activate it, all the while praying to the Force; Please, not purple, not purple!


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Post 36

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"BWAH HA HA!!! I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY JOINED THE DARK SIDE... NOW TO POWER MY SABRE... PINK?! PINK?! WHAT THE--?!"


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Post 37

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

No, the Sith use special crystals that ALWAYS turn your sabre red...A good reason to turn to the dark side, get rid of the uncertainty!


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Post 38

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WELL IF YOU GO BY THE 'DARK FORCES' SERIES THE CRYSTALS POWER ALL LIGHTSABRES....

THOSE GAMES SHOULD HAVE BEEN DONE FOR EPISODES VII-IX

EPISODE VII- DARK FORCES
EPISODE VIII- JEDI KNIGHT
EPISODE IX- JEDI OUTCAST

OBVIOUSLY NOT WITH THOSE NAMES...


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Post 39

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

No, if there's going to be a VII VIII and IX it should be based on the Empire-trilogy of books by whatsisname, can't think of the name right now, but don't worry, it's just out to lunch, it'll be back!


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Post 40

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GEORGE "IF IT DON'T WORK FIRST TIME ROUND... CGI IT!" LUCAS SHOULD DO A STAR WARS SERIAL LIKE HE DID FOR YOUNG INDIANA JONES..

IT WORKS OUT.. WE STILL GET A STAR WARS FIX AFTER EP. III... AND LUCASFILM GETS BUSINESS... AND LUCAS CAN STILL RAKE IN THE MONEY... BUT ALSO LEAVE HIM FREE TO DO HIS OTHER FILMS AS WE ALL KNOW HE HATES WRITING...


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