A Conversation for The Office Of The Lord Captain Commander Of The Knights Of h2g2
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jun 3, 2002
Meanwhile...
*bounces off closing gates*
Ah well...
*wanders back*
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Mystrunner Posted Jun 3, 2002
*Listens closely*
Yeah, you hear that? She didn't make it out. Even if she did, there's still the forest of bad odds of returning. It looks like we lost Arl, but picked up Sarge!
*begins thinking about the uses of the new dungeon*
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jun 3, 2002
*comes back in, and sulks in the corner*
Should we be helping with the whole assimilation thing going on in here too?
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Mystrunner Posted Jun 3, 2002
It would probably be a good idea to get rid of these borg...
*Ambles over to a borg and decides to do something about it.*
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jun 3, 2002
*goes to <./>F89071?thread=187364&skip=0&show=20</.>
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jun 3, 2002
oh no! this is all so terrible! and all we wanted to do was keep arl a hostage!
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jun 3, 2002
Well if they get me, they get my cupboard and therefore Arl, so watch it
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Jun 4, 2002
It's a very very very long story - this chase you just joined has been going on since september from scene to scene. It started when I invaded the Musehome F51888?thread=139366 and it ended after I dismembered Arl (Arlechinno U179295) in a red rage then flamethrowered him, blew him up with grenades, drove a tank over him and scattered his pieces to the four winds. 
I was a bit stressed at the time but I did you a real good job with the dismemberement - you'd be proud of me
Any road I held a big Armistice party at F51888?thread=140805&skip=0&show=20 at which we kidnapped Arl and have been running from the cats ever since. Arl will be offline until the summer so we take great liberties with him whilst he's not here 
Told you it was a long one
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Mystrunner Posted Jun 4, 2002
Well, If we wind up with him, our dungeon is always available. Down the right corridor, down the stairs, can't miss it!
The Black Paladin is my most trusted friend. 
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Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... Posted Jun 4, 2002
Ya know, if my cat days weren't over, I'd lock you up in the aforementioned dungeon right now... Could somebody PLEASE pay me to lock Red up?
Oh, and don't take Sarge, she's my security guard and I wouldn't need somebody to pay me so that I could attack you all...
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Jun 4, 2002
dont forget Capt that you tried that before with two of my clones - I still have the pile of money you gave me to uncapture them
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Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... Posted Jun 4, 2002
*shuts RD up with a smaller pile of money*
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Jun 4, 2002
Ta 
*goes very quiet*
*not a peep*
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Mystrunner Posted Jun 4, 2002
Ah hah...
Well, to me it seems that we need a temporary alliance.
Howzaboutit?
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jun 4, 2002
erm...I think that may be wise. The cats are involved too
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jun 6, 2002
whats going on with all this borg malarkey?
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Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... Posted Jun 6, 2002
THEY'RE TRYING TO TAKE OVER, ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?
I wonder if Sea's still feline leader? Well, she can't be... SM, you're #1 most wanted...
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jun 7, 2002
That doesn't make me a leader though...we don't really have them, with the cats...
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- 21: Sergeant Mushroom (Jun 3, 2002)
- 22: Mystrunner (Jun 3, 2002)
- 23: Sergeant Mushroom (Jun 3, 2002)
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- 26: Sergeant Mushroom (Jun 3, 2002)
- 27: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jun 3, 2002)
- 28: Sergeant Mushroom (Jun 3, 2002)
- 29: Mystrunner (Jun 4, 2002)
- 30: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Jun 4, 2002)
- 31: Mystrunner (Jun 4, 2002)
- 32: Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... (Jun 4, 2002)
- 33: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Jun 4, 2002)
- 34: Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... (Jun 4, 2002)
- 35: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Jun 4, 2002)
- 36: Mystrunner (Jun 4, 2002)
- 37: Sergeant Mushroom (Jun 4, 2002)
- 38: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jun 6, 2002)
- 39: Captain Venom: (Making his triumphant return to H2G2!) Proud Keeper of ... (Jun 6, 2002)
- 40: Sergeant Mushroom (Jun 7, 2002)
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