A Conversation for The Office Of The Lord Captain Commander Of The Knights Of h2g2
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Mystrunner Started conversation Jun 1, 2002
*The wormhole opens, and Mystrunner lands running*
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Jun 1, 2002
*is sucked into the stronghold and lands so badly it forces the wind out of him*
Oooff !!
What is this place ?
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Mystrunner Posted Jun 1, 2002
*Looks around... and pales*
My office. Oh, god.
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jun 1, 2002
*cupboard door opens*
*SM stumbles out, obviously being pushed from the other side*
*lands flat on her face*
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jun 1, 2002
*looks up, a little disorientated*
Falling through me cupboard, it seems...at least you haven't got Arl here
He must be lost in the depths!
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Jun 1, 2002
Hmmm, nice office Mystrunner ....
*walks around examining artifacts and momentoes*
... sort of Lord Commander of the Whitecloaks meets Corporate Vice President.
*notices then presses intercom on Mystrunners monumental desk*
Two, no make it three coffees and some nice biscuits please.
Sorry - always wanted to do that 
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jun 1, 2002
*arrives through a briefly open interdimensional rift*
honestly...never enough time to get settled
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jun 1, 2002
*stands up, feeling a little outnumbered- again*
And while you're not there, too...
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Mystrunner Posted Jun 2, 2002
Actually, you're more than a little outnumbered. This is the Castle.
*Dramatic music plays*
...The Castle Anthrax! I know, I know, it's not a very good name is it?
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Jun 2, 2002
*sits in ornate leather armchair behind desk and starts spinning*
Wheeeeeeeeee 
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jun 2, 2002
It is here! It must be! I saw it! I seek the Grail!
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jun 2, 2002
*starts looking under pot plants and in the filing cabinet for the grail*
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Jun 2, 2002
*wanders over to the filing cabinet and looks at Mystrunners Knights of H2G2 official correspondance. Selects a letter at random and starts to read*
...... and further to your letter of the 25th I wish to confirm our instruction in regard of the order for 30 sets of 'M" monogrammed silk underwear, these to be delivered promptly to myself at the above address. Please note the special instruction for wrapping and the essential necessity for extreme discretion.
Yours truly
Mystrunner (Miss)
Oh Oh 
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Jun 2, 2002
*raises an eyebrow at RD*
*reads over his shoulder*
....
*realises she's in someone else's office with two potential enemies and laughing at one of them*...
...ah ha...ha
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Mystrunner Posted Jun 3, 2002
*Glances at Sarge's retrating form.*
We probably should bar the gates...
...or we could go to the bar?
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Jun 3, 2002
...... I like it here, it's .... interesting 
Do you have a mini bar in the office ?
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Mystrunner Posted Jun 3, 2002
A small one.
*motions behind desk*
Help yourself.
*Presses intercom*
Hey, Torg? Yeah, close the gates, hmm? Thanks!
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- 1: Mystrunner (Jun 1, 2002)
- 2: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Jun 1, 2002)
- 3: Mystrunner (Jun 1, 2002)
- 4: Sergeant Mushroom (Jun 1, 2002)
- 5: Mystrunner (Jun 1, 2002)
- 6: Sergeant Mushroom (Jun 1, 2002)
- 7: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Jun 1, 2002)
- 8: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jun 1, 2002)
- 9: Sergeant Mushroom (Jun 1, 2002)
- 10: Mystrunner (Jun 2, 2002)
- 11: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Jun 2, 2002)
- 12: Mystrunner (Jun 2, 2002)
- 13: Sergeant Mushroom (Jun 2, 2002)
- 14: Mystrunner (Jun 2, 2002)
- 15: Sergeant Mushroom (Jun 2, 2002)
- 16: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Jun 2, 2002)
- 17: Sergeant Mushroom (Jun 2, 2002)
- 18: Mystrunner (Jun 3, 2002)
- 19: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Jun 3, 2002)
- 20: Mystrunner (Jun 3, 2002)
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