h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You didn't hit EC hard enough? Is that it or is it something I should not enquire further about


*whispers*

Why is EC always getting hit on? poor guy

No no, I need to shout at somebody you don't know. That'll make me feel better.

Venting is always good

*?*

I feel all substitute targety....

Don't worry about EC Elwyn. If nobody assaulted him he'd start to worry that he was no longer of interest

Where'd Fish's freak wander off to?

I've run out of but would anyone like some

You think I'm codependent on violence or that I'm some sort of masochist?

Don't worry EC you'll NEVER be a substitue target to me

NO nothing like that. I think that you're an egocentric attention seeking psychotic liar

But enough about your good side where's everybody gone

I think you scared them off with my greatness. You'd better list my faults to win them back.

I'm not going to spend THAT long online in one sitting!

Peeshaw.

You said it!

I did indeed say "it."

But what does "it" mean?

That, my son and/or daughter, only Archchancellor Ridcully knows for sure.

*wanders in*

Hiho, Happy Mardi Gras!!

*tosses beads to the outstretched arms of the parlor chair*




*hic*

Whoooo! *lifts shirt*

Whooo, yeah, show me what you got!!



*throws tiny strand of beads to GB so as not to hurt his feelings*