h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Why would they lie to us?

I hope you did your assignments due today.

Yup I haven't trusted the Apocalypse since Death lied to me about taxes.

Death lied?! You just can't trust anyone these days. Especially on the big stuff.

Don't worry. Don't worry. I hear Death is being forced into rehab for his addiction problem.

I guess all of that cheating and gambling with Death we've all done has developed into a serious problem for him.

Rehab. Good for Death. He'll come out a better man!

Or a better... whatever he is.

*Needing to catch up, (what with being two chapters behind *
: Same here.

A Roman legionnaire falls through the window, clutching a teacup. "Someone said I could find tea here. Do you have any tea?" Only after finishing this important statement does he bother to stand up.

Hmm, what kind of tea are you talking about?

*looks at the spot where lil used to sit* lil, where are you??

I was speaking to lil on another thread yesterday and she expressed a fondness for s. Perhaps she's taken off in one?

Are you saying lil's been abducted by aliens??

Those poor aliens.

Abducted? Why not hitchhiked?

Seduced perhaps?

Possibly...

Or some combination of the above possibilities then, mayhap?
(, albeit a bit nervously) : ", maybe let's not go there..."

On a side note, I've finally acquired more Discworld books.