h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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You're not strange.

Evil, yes.
Demented, yes.
But strange, no.

I think I spot a contradiction

Spotted conradictions are rare in these parts, pardmner.

No no, that's a herbaceous contradiction. The spotted ones are larger and louder.

Those? I don't like them, the ones with stripes are better.

I think those are Tiggers.

You think so?
Hmmm...
You may be right; I'm not an expert on this area.

I spotted a rarity

Rare Itties are very... well, rare!
where was that?

Oh its on! Its so on that its off!

Are you trying to prove that you're strange, EvilClaw?

Why do you need my approval? I'm a typo, for Zarquon's sake!
Most people will assume that you *are* strange because I say you aren't! You have a lot going for you, so walk tall and feel proud!

That's because if you go to the MotMV Lab thread, you'll see that I had been working on directing some 'assembly droids' toward building a series of mechs. One of them had accidentally turned on a 'miniature improbability drive' too early by accident, and so it wreaked interdimensional havoc. Yeesh!

Interdementianal havoc can be quite painful.

: yes, indeed it can. .

I hope you're not going to eat your own shoe without some appropriate condiments.

If it has a rubber sole, try sprinkling some sugar and cinnamon on it.
If it's leather, it would benefit from salsa.

: Heh.

Because I thrive off of attention and approval!

But...-, isn't that typical & 'normal' ?

"...?"