h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Now I get it.
deviant art.
(not deviantspaceart)
(or art.)
Got it.

deviantart.com

...well, *gets coat*
thanks for the tip.
(just kidding about acting as though leaving though...)

*waves around scapel* And I've got a tip for you. Get the point!

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I'm gonna make a chatsite called Gettheh*lloutofmyspace.com
But then again, maybe there already is one...
'The Net' is pretty big, I hear.

Why yes, quite.
*takes tip of a finger (as though to extinguish, say, a candle (nevermind that it would hurt)...and does something similar to what I have described in parens. to the scalpel).*
The blade flattens out as though it had been pressed into a coin (!).
"Y'see ."

Piffle. You win this round!

*ducks*
(Narrowly missing a "deftly tossed" throwing axe).

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(to EvilClaw): Would you like to learn how to do that kind of 'trick'? "cuz I could show you how to do it yerself too, if'n ye wanted...

(the knife to 'coin' thing, not the zap! thing mind you).

<<'cuz I'd wager you already know how to zap things w/ energy, ...probably>>

Well... Would you?

Please don't post four times in a row.

Indubitantly.

Any chance I could get a drink?

Nope.

so a tea room with no drinks?

Theres drinks but you can't have any Unless you answer me these questions three.

I have some cherry brandy in a hip flask. You can't have any, I just wanted you to know that I had some. That way I appreciate it all the more.