h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"Nancy? Who's she? Can I meet her too?"

So that's where you've gotten to, Oswald.

Come with me, I'll get you back to your aerie.

"Well, scratch that idea (figures that I wasn't the only one around who knew how to teleport like that though... )."

Nancy the Dragon just flies awesomely well. There's no magic at all, except of course that she's a magical creature.

It's much harder for me, as I have to dig rabbit holes everywhere I want to go.

Ah, well...-but I'm sure that burrowing creatures also tend to make excellent 'treasure-hunters.'

Really>

"Sure. Easier for them. That much less difficult to be able to find buried treasure... if yer good @ digging holes, eh?"

"Kind of like how if yer strong,-how it's easier to un-stick the pickle-jar (lid)."

Really?

"Y'never answer me on that one EvilClaw. 'Deth' & 'Claw' are - I guess they're what-you could call them 'boomerang knives'."

"And as for the 'cola,' "
*puts on a wreath-of-garlic, mistle-toe (to keep off any werewolf-stuff from happening) + has a tiny cross medallion also round his neck*

"Sure, why not?"

"y'ever try eating a clove of raw garlic whole? Them's nasty stuff."

*drinks the soda*

W/"red eyes" + some fangs showing, goes "Yeooooooow!!!!"
Flames shoot out his (my) mouth, as he (I) /beg for water.

(That's kind of sort of what happens when you eat raw-garlic whole too. Not spicy hot. But you get this sort of a burning, not exactly stinging sensation. Did it once (on a bet))

*pops in* The robots are attacking! Along with He-Who-Has-Not-Been-Named!

Oh? Where...

Was that the Demon Cola soda?

Maybe you'll getta chance to try out those new sickle-knives I made ya.

*peels label*

"Sinister fiend,-swapping me-the likes of tabasco sauce when I was yet not looking!!!"

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I got... milk?

That's even better (or so I've heard (for this sorta thing). But wait, there's gotta be some sorta catch?! Oh Drat!! (I'm allergic to milk).

"My -ing tongue is 'awe-fi-er' " said, w/

... I'm going to assume you said "coat me in tar and light me on fire"