h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

rob looks better down there i think..... aha money *pulls out zippo......*

I think Rob is peeping up the skirt that you are wearing for absolutly no reason. Not that i've ever been one to turn down blackmail...

its not a skirt its a kilt, *pulls out claymore*.........

Which kind of claymore: The sword or the anti-personnel mine?

sword, youd only walk around the mine.

No. I'd crawl over it to de-arm it and then collect it for my own needs, a la Metal Gear Solid.

it that why most of the boxes in here had eye holes then?

Most of the boxes there had eye holes in them because appparently there was no brain cell requirement to be a terrorist soldier...

. so when not needed for war, flatpacked. ingenious.

I guess...

cardboard soldiers? or am i going off on a tangent here?

Nah. Just stupid ones.

right. the umm whos footprints are these? soldiers on metal gear, am i close?

For godben's sake they're supposed to be top of the line expert soldiers! And they patrol alone!

not like your finely trained minions.

Is that sarcasm?

it wasnt supposed to be, but your remark leaves me wondering?

Bah! If you wish to see out minions you have to simply visit the evil army armory. We use only the finest (supermoo made them ) instant soldiers (just add water).

i went by earlier with a bucket of water... they are getting restless..

We try to keep them dehydrated until we need them...