h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Indeed, and what exactly happened to your front leg that caused it to be blown off?

That was caused by me lighting a fire cracker. Really! Termites ate it off....

If you would: replace was with wasn't.

Termites ate off you're leg?

My, they sure are vicious little buggers.

Actually the doctor said that it was eaten by a virus. Then he muttered something about a virus being "very very small."

Ah, I think I know where this is going. But just to clarify, I'll be damned if I'm going lion hunting.

*paints target on wall* there you go evil claw, fire at will! (please dont say which ones will?)

hi all

*shoots Will Smith* Hmmm... maybe i should have asked which will...

Argh, it's red!

*Hides.*

Oh hey GodBen. Are you here to help me find my leg? It turned out that a lion took it.

A lion eh? I'd help, but I have to return this lion costume to the shop.

You don't say? Well, i'm off to look for a lion and/or another will to blow up.

can i make the fireplace then?

*grabs rocket launcher, aims and waits eagerly*

I don't see why not.

good.

*fires rocket launcher, which then flies across the room and hits the wall harmlessly.*

oh hang on...

*retrieves launcher and fires rocket from it which blasts a hole in the wall where the target was.*

*cough**cough*

lovely job if i do say so myself. there's the hole, you guys can do it up to make it into a proper fire-place. i'm off to bed.

*looks around for combustables, eyes up rob.............*

I refuse to take part in this. At least without a large monetary donation.

the colunbians never got the money off me, here you go *chucks substantial amount of cash*

Sweetness. Rob is currently under your feet. Hope that was worth the money.