h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Then *he* shall clean it.

*maks the stain with a circle of red tape and then cleans the floor around it*

ooohhhh red tape *twangs it* oooooohhhh do we have green form 7894, yellow form 8976 and blue form 78965 in triplicate to go with it?

hmm... let's see...

*searches in a cupboard*

Ah, blue and yellow is here. Can't find the green one. Maybe if you put blue and yellow together...

yea!


*dances*


We have silly worthless forms and red tape!

oh oh oh we need a desk for someone to hand out the forms

yes, hm, ok, let's see... doesn't anyone here have an office where we could steal the desk? EC?

EC hasn't got an office, lets steel Jacks!


his desk not his office, the office might be too big a thing for just the two of us

right, I don't think we could carry the whole office

*claps her hands*

ok, let's go then

whhoooooohooooooo

we off to steel a desk
The wonderful desk of Jack
we're off,we're off, we're off,we're off,we're off
To steel the wonderful desk of Jack

*marches off to Jack's office in the rhythm of the music*

what is that *examines it*


*faints*

what is what?

that stain on the floor *faints again*

*emties a bucket of water over mir*

Come away from there and don't look at it again. That's why I put the red tape around it. That people know they shall not look at it... and that EC knows where he has to clean.

*looks at red tape* Im allergic to red tape

*faints*

*shrugs and goes to get Jack's desk*

I am a idiot hahahahahaha

*sorry I spent the last hour listenign to that*

hm... do you want tea? I think balm would be right for you...

*breaks the floor and finds a new room*

I dont think Im sane.

*pulls mir up from the floor, holds his nose closed and throws some pills into his mouth, then washes them down with balm tea*

I hope that helps.

*hey I can stand up now*