h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Peculiar. That link appears not to work when used directly.

A shame, too. Such a shame.

http://www.geocities.com/datalemming/misc/html/boot.htm

Now that might conceivably work.

*grins*
Well I'll give you half a pound of carrots and a brocolli...
*contemplates whethere it's a broccoli or the broccoli or mr Broccoli*
Although that is a very nice boot...

*bounces excitedly*
OOoh but oooh, I finished my name badge!!! I'm so proud even if it does display a 2 year olds collage skills and an amazing amount of free time It has 33 shiny blue gemstones, 23 shiny silver diamantes, 132 sequins 4 pipecleaners 2 metres of jewellery wire and 179 shiny beads

Are you bidding vegetables for the boot?

It's unmade, alas ... I can't make boots, or indeed other items of clothing. Nor know I where to find out.

My badge will be a resplendent monochromatic design triumph and may include reference to the gustiness of wind or otherwise. Although the sheer quantity of sparkle in that is, well, very impressive.

As this is the BBC, I should point out that every use of the word "boots" must be accompanied by the legend "Other dispensing chemists are available."

*salutes*

well, mine's a few pieces of wood and some paint...
don't think I can actually pin it too me though, it's so heavy it'd make a hole - I'll have to hang it round my neck.

Gosh, and there was me about to start an entry about J Edgar Electrolux.

*grins*
I think mine just displays a lack of better things to do and waaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much unvented creativity!

Bah.

My badge is a 'bodged together with the minimum of skill' effort, fixed on card using packing tape. Looks like I'm badge-making out of my league...

Yes, I told you that the light goes up and down.
Don't you notice how the wheel goes 'round?
And you better pick yourself up from the ground
Before they bring the curtain down,
Yes, before they bring the curtain down.

Hi Guys

I just thought I would give you the final details for Saturday!

Come rain or shine we will be meeting at the Band Stand at Hyde Park at 2pm. If it is sunny we will be whacking balls around or lying on the grass according to you mood. If it is raining, we are going to get cultural down in the museums of South Ken.

We are aiming to get to the pub for 6.30 - 7 pm. We are going to the Leicester Arms which is on the corner of Warwick and Glasshouse St (http://www.streetmap.co.uk/streetmap.dll?G2M?X=529312&Y=180725&A=Y&Z=1)

There will be the usual shenanigans of pub quiz, a few snacks and drink! There will be sandwiches and crisps at the pub in the evening. So either bring a picnic or have a massive lunch!

Now any questions?

Abi

And there'll be me...
*beams*
Actually I meant there'll be me doing somehting which Joe knows about but no-one else does...possibly... though I may have threatened it to Ian

Is it a striptease, and do we all have to join in?

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-Martin

Whatever it is Tinks, please remember there will be frail people and children present!

*laughs*
No see I would have been threatenign the rest of you as opposed to threatening Ian if it was a strip tease... at least I hope it wouldn't be a threat to Ian...
*wanders off to worry*

I guess that depends on the Ian in question...

Or what the rest of us consider a threat?

Why is the word "Threat" only one letter away from "Treat"? Hmm.

*laughs*
Well I suppose I was looking for a new job...

"there will be frail people and children present"

What category do I fall under?