A Conversation for The h2g2 Summer Party 2002
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Pastey Posted Jul 15, 2002
Well, if it's blue...
£4.85 and a night with Spimcoots' camel.
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Pastey Posted Jul 15, 2002
You'll have to ask Spimcoot. Although it's brand new, probably still unused (although I doubt for long). Mind you, Shazz signed for it so you could always bribe her...
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Andrew Wyld [kt:'Burning Pestle', kp:'Mutamems, Ideodiversity', Zaph.] Posted Jul 15, 2002
I thought someone had smoked the camel?
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Andrew Wyld [kt:'Burning Pestle', kp:'Mutamems, Ideodiversity', Zaph.] Posted Jul 15, 2002
I had to have a new filter fitted to my camel about two months ago. Do you have any idea how much that cost me in silver coin?
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Pastey Posted Jul 15, 2002
You were able to pay in silver coin? I had to pay for a replacement filter in vaseline!
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Andrew Wyld [kt:'Burning Pestle', kp:'Mutamems, Ideodiversity', Zaph.] Posted Jul 15, 2002
That must have been a slippery customer you were dealing with, so help me.
Did you know there is no other proper name for the posterior cruciate ligament?
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Jul 15, 2002
Its green and mallard!!!
Actually, it does look quite mallardy on the outside...
It's Mallard and Magnolia!!!
And I'll bid you 1p more than anyone else as I just found 10pence on the floor 
Ooh and the Subaru would be required in the north somewhere (I know where I want but is all hush hush until I get it) next June time so ages yet!
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Pastey Posted Jul 15, 2002
Ah, we're off the cash bids and onto evenings in with Spimcoots' camel.
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Andrew Wyld [kt:'Burning Pestle', kp:'Mutamems, Ideodiversity', Zaph.] Posted Jul 15, 2002
His smoked or his fresh camel? And does the filter need changing? And will payment be in vaseline?
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Andrew Wyld [kt:'Burning Pestle', kp:'Mutamems, Ideodiversity', Zaph.] Posted Jul 15, 2002
The old advertisement, of course, that is what I refer to. That type of camel can be both smoked and filtered, like Salmon and Coffee respectively.
Eight doubloons and a chartered aeroplane flight from Luton to the Fjords.
C'est la vie. Schadenfreude. And other NATURALIZED expressions.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 15, 2002
Knickers! I'm all out of doubloons.
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Jul 15, 2002
Ooh I have some knickers? Oh wait I see what you meant now...
*hums quietly to herself*
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Andrew Wyld [kt:'Burning Pestle', kp:'Mutamems, Ideodiversity', Zaph.] Posted Jul 16, 2002
I'll see your knickers and raise you a skirt, in the parlance of the poker player and the pervert alike.
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Tinkerbell *tumbleweed* Posted Jul 16, 2002
*is sure there's something wrong with that*
Ok, and I'll throw a pair of heels too...
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Andrew Wyld [kt:'Burning Pestle', kp:'Mutamems, Ideodiversity', Zaph.] Posted Jul 16, 2002
Ouch!
Be careful where you throw those things!
I throw in the towel. I know when I'm beaten, and in this case bruised and battered as well.
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Andrew Wyld [kt:'Burning Pestle', kp:'Mutamems, Ideodiversity', Zaph.] Posted Jul 16, 2002
Ah, recovery.
Right, I'll give the former items, the female underclothing, the raised skirt, some self-raising flour, some heels drawn from life, some heels drawn on boots:
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a shin, a spare hip joint and a liver (dyspeptic).
Ah, the randomness of scribble.
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