h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I must apologise to all members, I've bin a bit badly like & not been on for a while.

I reckon as like there's bin a few new members since I last updated t'page so can I ask 'em to post here & I'll fettle t'membership.

Concentrate on getting well, there's nowt you can do when your poorly.

Granny !!

Sorry to hear you've taken badly

'ere...av an 'ot marmite wi cod liver oil

get well soon.

alec.

"Appen tha'd like some o' me granny's jollop. Guaranteed to cure what ails thee and unblock any drain while yer at it

'ey oop Granny! Good to sithee gettin back on tha feet again.


MC

PS. Gosho lad, I reckon we could do wi' some of that jollop for us plumbin'. Been at t'plugole with a plunger all mornin' and it's still not drainin'.

Eh up, Granny. Sorry to hear tha's been a bit peaky. T'wind's been fair whistlin' ower't Pennines lately - it gets reet through tha combinations in tha's not careful. So allus wear tha muffler and wellies if tha goes aht. Ah'll sithee!

get thee well Granny

By 'eck, it must be a conspiracy!

Every morning while I'm eating me breakfast and flipping through't conversations there's summat to put us off me bacon and eggs. Yesterday it were a video of Colin Baker in stockings and a corset, and this morning it's the thought of Ormy wearing 'is coms

Here, 'ave a nice hot toddy to see yer through, Granny.

I weren't reckoning on getting thee so aeriated, Gosho! Calm thissen!

Awww thanks folks, I'm 99.99% better now, so much so I'm going to sign on at an agency tomorrow back to w**k!

The black dog has been well and truly kenneled

Alec, I'll pass on the cod liver oil thanks, but hot marmite is great for these chilly mornings,

Anyway I reckon as how it's my shout... <vodka&vimto> all round?

hmmm.. marmite.

Glad to hear you feelign better.

Do you still tango?

Mon amour of course I do, just not had the chance recently although grandad did give me a shock the other week & dragged me on the dance floor to Aerosmith's Crazy

ayup, Grannie,

pit 'ead tallyman telled us this is t'place to sign on fer t'social club

only mi pockets a bit light on brass so t'subs'll atter wait while t'co-op divi comes through

t'tallyman's not wrong chuck, all we need now is a seconder, there's no subs fer to pay, but tradition 'as it that thou'll 'ave t'get a round in at t'Bar, Bagpuss'll let thee open a slate

I'm willin' t' second if tha needs me te.

turvy

A were shewer a were part o' this but mebbe not.

If a am I'll second thee, if not can some buggar second me?



ps, glad t'sithe back, Granny

Granny Weatherwax I will second yer.

all's set then

a pint o' whatever these folk are 'avin an a gill o' cob nut made up wi' extra light fer missen, Mr Bagpuss.

an while ah'm at it a plate o' bread and drip fer bar snap

Slate, Granny? SLATE? T'only slate round 'ere is t'one wi' "Happy Hour Friday 7-7.15pm" wrote on it.

*grumbles and pours drinks*