A Conversation for THE FLAT CAP AND MUFFLER SPORTS AND SOCIAL CLUB - Affiliated and Categorised

The Bar

Post 741

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

*wakes up and removes head from wet patch on the bar smiley - yuksmiley - ale <?>


The Bar

Post 742

turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...)

*picks up arras, throw 'em int' general direction of t' dartboard*





*hits Idrissmiley - dragonsmiley - run*

'E'll be reet narked now!smiley - sadface

I'll 'ave another please bagpuss.

turvysmiley - blackcat


The Bar

Post 743

Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday

Just don't mention the football turvey

*opens smiley - magic rucsac & pulls out some crumpets*

Here Idris, there's a good little dragon, want to help me make supper for all these nice people? We went past your chair the other week, still misty round the top smiley - winkeye

Alec, can I borrow one of your arrows, I don't want to get my hands burnt!


The Bar

Post 744

Metal Chicken

A smiley - cider please barman. And one of those crumpets for breakfast if Idris has finished toasting them please smiley - smiley


The Bar

Post 745

turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...)

smiley - dragonsmiley - donut
smiley - dragonsmiley - donut
smiley - dragonsmiley - donut

Best I can do with smilies

turvysmiley - blackcat


The Bar

Post 746

Bagpuss

smiley - stiffdrinksmiley - stoutsmiley - ale C====< smiley - stiffdrinksmiley - alesmiley - alesmiley - cider

Another of both, were it, Turvy?

Eh, has youse all seen t'news of summat else t'north's best at? Says 'ere that Middlesbrough's top place for cheap drugs. And I'm not talking Aspirins.


The Bar

Post 747

Bagpuss

Killed the conversation did I? smiley - doh


The Bar

Post 748

Zak T Duck

Nah


The Bar

Post 749

There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho

A pint o' best, a packet of scratchin's, and a Will's Spliff please barman smiley - tongueout


The Bar

Post 750

Bagpuss

smiley - ale


The Bar

Post 751

There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho

smiley - drunk
smiley - drool
smiley - cool


The Bar

Post 752

Bagpuss

*wipes drool off the table*


The Bar

Post 753

There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho

Ah, sorry smiley - blush

Reckon it's about that hour again smiley - biggrin Pint of mild please Bagpuss.


The Bar

Post 754

Bagpuss

smiley - ale

I'm more of a bitter man myself.


The Bar

Post 755

There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho

Oh, I can be bitter - and twisted - too y'know smiley - winkeye


The Bar

Post 756

Cutiechops:0)...............' THE LOUNGS '.............NUMBER 1FAN''...;0)

ooooooo double vodka,diet coke,ice and lemon pleeeeeeeease Bagpuss.smiley - drool

oh and bag o cheese n onionsmiley - drool

£smiley - 2cents£smiley - 2cents


The Bar

Post 757

turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...)

Anyone for a Krispy Kreem - warm

smiley - dragonsmiley - donut
smiley - dragonsmiley - donut
smiley - dragonsmiley - donut

Mine's a pint of smiley - redwine please Bagpuss.

Ta.
turvysmiley - blackcat


The Bar

Post 758

Bagpuss

*pours drinks*


The Bar

Post 759

Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday

*drinks drinks*

smiley - drunk

We all set for Friday then, one night's practice then drink Dublin dry?


The Bar

Post 760

Bagpuss

Drink Dublin dry? Isn't that a bit like attempting to drink the Pacific Ocean dry?


Key: Complain about this post

Write an Entry

"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."

Write an entry
Read more