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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Dec 12, 2003
It's best to play it safe with hospital meals.
Where's the barman...?
Metal Chicken Posted Jan 14, 2004
*Wanders in rubbing treasurer hands gleefully together expecting to find cash flowing liberally across the bar as all the new members get their 1st round in...
Hmm. Bit quiet in 'ere. Best get things moving then.
*Checks club funds and reckons there's enough in there for a New Year round.
Free drinks at the bar - but only ONE EACH mind 
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Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted Jan 14, 2004
A pint of <vodka&vimto> then please 
I'll drink the New Year round 
How's Phil?
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Candi - now 42! Posted Jan 14, 2004
I'll have a bottle of Chimay please if such a thing is available here....
I'll get my round in too while I have 
to spare.
So, another pint of <vodka&vimto> for you Granny.
What does everybody else want?
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Metal Chicken Posted Jan 15, 2004
*Passes across Granny's pints of <vodka&vimto>
Mine's a 
please.
Now where does our beerman keep bottles of beer from Abroad...
*firtles about in the cellar and returns waving bottle triumphantly.
There tha' goes lass. 
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Phil Posted Jan 15, 2004
Phil's fine thanks
Don't wave that bottle too much though they can be a bit fizzy those furrin beers, not like reet proper warm, flat 
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turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...) Posted Jan 15, 2004
Well MC if you insist...
I'll 'ave 3 pints o best and a <vodka&vimto> please.
I has been quiet of late hasn't it. Wonder why?
turvy
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Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted Jan 15, 2004
I think everyones waiting for the January and the Curry meet of course
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Candi - now 42! Posted Jan 15, 2004
*Pours Chimay into a proper Belgian beer glass she happened to have in her bag*
I may be a Yorkshire lass born and bred but one or two of these and I don't care where I am!
*sips*
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jan 15, 2004
Eh up, if theres ought of funds left I'd luve a nice
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Metal Chicken Posted Jan 16, 2004
I think Turvy's just got you one, mate. 
ONE EACH I said. Dost tha' think we're rollin' in brass 'ere?
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turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...) Posted Jan 17, 2004
Aye! They're all lined op ont' bar.
Help thaself
turvy
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Bagpuss Posted Jan 18, 2004
Someone buying a round is it? Don't mind if I do. And if you do mind just remember who's barman.
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Candi - now 42! Posted Jan 19, 2004
Yes, hic Bagpuss, my round - get yourself and everyone hic else whatever they hic want . Here's my wallet....
Hic
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Bagpuss Posted Jan 19, 2004
*takes wallet*
Right, here we go, a bunch of vodka and vimtos, lots of , and oh I must say, that's a very generous tip.
*hands back significantly lighter wallet*
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Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted Jan 19, 2004
'Ey oop Bagpuss, there should some more new members heading this way
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Bagpuss Posted Jan 19, 2004
Oh aye, so there is. Let us get out t'special newbie bar spinner.
overcharge-fleece-defraud-rook- cheat - swindle - rip off - - skin (figuratively) - - - - diddle - - - - - - - - -
Where will it stop? You just don't know.
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Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted Jan 19, 2004
I'll 'ave a vodka&vimto while I'm waiting please.
How's things Baggy? not seen you about recently
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Bagpuss Posted Jan 19, 2004
Not bad, not bad. I now have a neice and a job.
*pours drinks*
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- 501: Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive (Dec 12, 2003)
- 502: Metal Chicken (Jan 14, 2004)
- 503: Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday (Jan 14, 2004)
- 504: Candi - now 42! (Jan 14, 2004)
- 505: Metal Chicken (Jan 15, 2004)
- 506: Phil (Jan 15, 2004)
- 507: turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...) (Jan 15, 2004)
- 508: Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday (Jan 15, 2004)
- 509: Candi - now 42! (Jan 15, 2004)
- 510: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jan 15, 2004)
- 511: Metal Chicken (Jan 16, 2004)
- 512: turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...) (Jan 17, 2004)
- 513: Candi - now 42! (Jan 18, 2004)
- 514: Bagpuss (Jan 18, 2004)
- 515: Candi - now 42! (Jan 19, 2004)
- 516: Bagpuss (Jan 19, 2004)
- 517: Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday (Jan 19, 2004)
- 518: Bagpuss (Jan 19, 2004)
- 519: Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday (Jan 19, 2004)
- 520: Bagpuss (Jan 19, 2004)
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