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Vacancy: Hall of Scavengers

Post 1

Martin Harper

A845390

This listing of all the projects that have been through the Flea Market is now unmaintained. A related job is keeping the Flea Market clean of entries that have subsequently been scavenged.


Vacancy: Hall of Scavengers

Post 2

Mu Beta

Hmmm...that might be interesting. Hard work, d'you reckon?

B


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Post 3

Martin Harper

The Flea Market is pretty low traffic, so it shouldn't be too hard. Could be made easier still by scrapping per-entry commentary. Easier if you hang around in the Flea Market anyway, of course... smiley - smiley


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Post 4

Mu Beta

I have been known to frequent its murky depths, yes.

I'll take it on, if no-one else wants it.

B


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Post 5

Mina

No-one else seems to have offered Master B, would you like the editing rights?


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Post 6

Mu Beta

Erm...not particularly.smiley - biggrin

I said I'd do it if no-one else wanted to - I've got quite a lot on my plate at the minute (and a _very_ overdue subbing batch).

Ask me again after Christmas.

B


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Post 7

Mina

I'll add it to the entry then. If you decide that you'd like to do it after Christmas, come and claim it. smiley - ok


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Post 8

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

If you're still looking, and Master B's still too laxzy, I mean, busy, then I'll take a shot at it...

smiley - ale


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Post 9

Mina

I'll give you the editing rights then, if you're happy with that. smiley - smiley

Here's one that needs adding. smiley - winkeye

A901964 - Bird Poo and How to Cope With It
A556832 - what to do if you are crapped on by a bird.


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Post 10

Mu Beta

Oh, alright then

Do you know of any others that need adding - I'm sure there must be a few...

B


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Post 11

Mu Beta

Simulpost! Damn proxy servers...

B


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Post 12

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Editing rights is fine, thanks. Since it's been a while since Martin updated the pae, I shall bung something in my name calling for 'rescue stories'- see if I can get it update again.

*panics when she realises this is the second thing she's volunteered for in a week*

smiley - ale


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Post 13

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Err, was that you volunteering again B?

smiley - ale


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Post 14

Mina

Right, who wants it? I can only put one of you in charge, although if you both volunteer that'll be less work for both of you. smiley - smiley


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Post 15

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Why don't we play cards for it? Any good at snap B?

smiley - ale


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Post 16

Martin Harper

"Why don't we play cards for it?", she sneeringly replied,
"And just to make it interesting, we'll have a shilling on the side".

Poor Master B!
And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.


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Post 17

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Now I dragged him from his personal space and beneath Mina's look
We stood there face to face, and B went for his... duck?
But I was too fast for him, things didn't go the way B planned
And a well aimed orange sent it spinning from his hand

(poor Zak)

smiley - ale


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Post 18

Mu Beta

smiley - laugh

"Now B he had a rival, an evil-looking lass
Called King Cat Kerr from Cullompton [well, close]
And she brandished a pint glass
'Begone you idle waster' she said, making her stand
And poor old B just stood there with his [deleted] in his hand"

B


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Post 19

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

What we're trying to say Mina, is we've decided I'm the mug for this one smiley - winkeye

smiley - ale


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Post 20

Mina

Oh yes, so you did. Sorry, missed this one. smiley - cheerup


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