h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'd like to submit an entry to AGG/GAG/CAC and claim my fifteen minutes of fame... "Ebay (preying on the stupid?)", A2153341.

By the most incredible coincidence I just happen to be online and am able to reply in less than fifteen minutes, cutting short your time, this time.

But it is written that all good things will come to those who wait. So wait until we get past this 'seasonal merriment' crap and if I survive it all I'll take a look at your entry and get back to you.

Oh, I do hope it will inspire me, because I've been putting off the AggGagCAC revival for months now. Guilty? Nah, I feel no guilt. Just a wearying sense of duty and obligation to carry on what was started.

My lack of motivation you see, in my mind at least, is that the <./>AggGag</.>/CAC mission has been achieved. The h2g2 editors have recognised the need for more literary freedom here-abouts and have established the new Underguide system.
Click here: U217987


~jwf~

Yeah, right, Jwf!

Hi, Divided Conscience. I make you no promises, but your entry is being read with a view toward possible use in a new edition of CAC as we type.

Is there the slightest possibility of your rewriting it with a view toward Ebay as a kind of glorified "impulse purchase" site for people with more money than sense?

If not, no problem. Just a thought.