A Conversation for VIPER: A Free-Roam RPG
Fester's Office
Wargamer (The Wanderer) Started conversation Feb 21, 2002
*The room is simply decorated. Most of the walls are taken up by scientific instruments of books on anatomy and medecine. Fester is writing at his desk.*
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Bob the Babel Fish (Official Secretary and Translator to the BHEC) {189771}=>1+8-9+(7*(7-1))=42 ) Posted Feb 25, 2002
Blaeb enters the office, and looks around.
"Hi, you must be the Bossman. I'm told you might have something for me to do?"
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Feb 25, 2002
*Looks up*
Ah, yes. Tell me, do you have a fear of heights?
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Bob the Babel Fish (Official Secretary and Translator to the BHEC) {189771}=>1+8-9+(7*(7-1))=42 ) Posted Feb 25, 2002
*Blaeb studies Festers face trying to read whats in his mind - unsuccesfully*
Going up is not a problem, but I hate coming down
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Feb 25, 2002
Just so you know, Fester ALWAYS wears a gas mask (like Psycho Mantis from Metal Gear Solid.
[Fester] Ah, now /that/ could be a problem...
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plato <surfer> Posted Feb 25, 2002
*a shadow enters the room and scoffs silently at Fester's gas mask*
looks like a slipknot bandmember...
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plato <surfer> Posted Feb 25, 2002
btw, can I create a new forum? like a field area for example, or someplace an elf can feel more at home?
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Bob the Babel Fish (Official Secretary and Translator to the BHEC) {189771}=>1+8-9+(7*(7-1))=42 ) Posted Feb 26, 2002
*Blaeb looks at the occupants of the room, and remembers he missed lunch*
Well, if nothings happening yet, I'm off for some food
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Feb 26, 2002
[Fester] Alright then. Imgriff, you may create a new forum if you wish. If it will require a new room within the Temple, please inform me. If not, feel free. Just be careful, and remember: When you are off the Temple, we accept no responsibility for your actions.
As for the mission, please step down to The Hanger...
*Exits the office*
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Iyandes Posted Feb 28, 2002
*Knocks and waits for a few seconds and then walks in*
Sir I was wondering if you could suggest a job I may be good at?
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Feb 28, 2002
[Fester] A door perhaps? Or maybe you would care to sit down...
*Reads through a series of reports*
Ah... Assault Specialist, perhaps? Scout? I'm sure there are plenty of jobs that suit your... skills. Do you have a job in mind?
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Iyandes Posted Feb 28, 2002
Could I also be chief stealther or is that to much to ask?
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Feb 28, 2002
[Fester]My dear boy... I could kill you before you can fire your Mandiblaster. There is no such thing as 'To Much' for a VIPER. Arrange Matters.
Maybe create a 'Stealth Training Arena' conversation forum?
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Iyandes Posted Feb 28, 2002
How and would I be in charge of it?
Just asking but I got to go now so ill read how next time Im on
BYE!
Sorry Sir
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Bob the Babel Fish (Official Secretary and Translator to the BHEC) {189771}=>1+8-9+(7*(7-1))=42 ) Posted Feb 28, 2002
*Blaeb finds the Office*
*Knock knock*
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Feb 28, 2002
[Fester] Come.
...
Ah, another new VIPER...
*Blaeb can't help noticing just how unpleasent Fester's gas mask looks...*
Do sit down.
Now then, what can I do for you?
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Bob the Babel Fish (Official Secretary and Translator to the BHEC) {189771}=>1+8-9+(7*(7-1))=42 ) Posted Feb 28, 2002
Marshall says you may have a job for me Sir
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Feb 28, 2002
Perhaps... have you considered being an Instructor? you would be able to train and lead Cadets...
And in more practical terms, sign in new people, as well as making up missions for them to play.
...that is, of course, if you are upto it. Interested?
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- 1: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Feb 21, 2002)
- 2: Bob the Babel Fish (Official Secretary and Translator to the BHEC) {189771}=>1+8-9+(7*(7-1))=42 ) (Feb 25, 2002)
- 3: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Feb 25, 2002)
- 4: Bob the Babel Fish (Official Secretary and Translator to the BHEC) {189771}=>1+8-9+(7*(7-1))=42 ) (Feb 25, 2002)
- 5: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Feb 25, 2002)
- 6: plato <surfer> (Feb 25, 2002)
- 7: plato <surfer> (Feb 25, 2002)
- 8: Bob the Babel Fish (Official Secretary and Translator to the BHEC) {189771}=>1+8-9+(7*(7-1))=42 ) (Feb 26, 2002)
- 9: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Feb 26, 2002)
- 10: Iyandes (Feb 28, 2002)
- 11: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Feb 28, 2002)
- 12: Iyandes (Feb 28, 2002)
- 13: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Feb 28, 2002)
- 14: Iyandes (Feb 28, 2002)
- 15: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Feb 28, 2002)
- 16: Iyandes (Feb 28, 2002)
- 17: Bob the Babel Fish (Official Secretary and Translator to the BHEC) {189771}=>1+8-9+(7*(7-1))=42 ) (Feb 28, 2002)
- 18: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Feb 28, 2002)
- 19: Bob the Babel Fish (Official Secretary and Translator to the BHEC) {189771}=>1+8-9+(7*(7-1))=42 ) (Feb 28, 2002)
- 20: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Feb 28, 2002)
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