h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey, I tought him, He can't teach me anything, I know it all already. But, he could teach me how to fight one of those Sith guys, he seems to be better at it than me...

The trick with fighting those Sith dudes is to try not to spin too fast.

i'd like to learn how they do that knock you on your butt manuver by just pushing the air in front of me thing. just imagine how many uses that would have.

You must use the force Brox.
Use the force...

Hehehe, famous last words.

That would be a really cool trick to be able to use.

Particularly useful if you play rugby.

Or any sport really. Can you imagine this: the ball is passed to Michal Jordan, but before it gets to him, he reaches out and it flies into the basket? Or even better, it would be a great intercept!

Nah, I'd rather have the mind control thingy. You could just convince your opponents that you were on their team and to pass you the ball, then tell them to get out of the way so that you could score. You could be a one man team!!

true, but that power has limits like only working on simple minded individuals and only certain life forms.

Hmm, I've always thought the lectric-bolts-outa-the-hand thing to be quite useful, especially in a power cut...

yes, but if you get knocked down or picked up and tossed into a warp core you'll end up frying your self and that means going to your closet and pulling out and dusting off one of your emergancy back up clones. (always keep one handy for just sutch an ocasion!)

Of course, you could always make a whole bunch of free objects come flying under you making a rescue platform. Then jump back up, have the 'platform' disperse and have a little vengance on whoever it was who tried to push you off of whatever they tried to push you off.

true but that "attraction" force thing is probably the smae power as the "knock you down" one only reversed.