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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Jan 26, 2002
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at the thought of anyone entering into negotiations with the father of lies. Wonders how he'll like being a demonized vampire. If she becomes a vampire demon, does that mean she can "Vamp" it up? She'll be a vamp and a tramp! OOOoooh, sounds like fun!
*Gazes onto his hypnotic eyes
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jan 26, 2002
*red dog's name on the form now reads "Fred Hog" *
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Jan 26, 2002
::still waiting on a reply from Big "D". Decides to text Uncle Fester:
*Prepare one room (damp with lava lamp) for a tramp Vamp with writer's cramp.* 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 26, 2002
I can't hear you, deary.
Turn up the amp!
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Jan 26, 2002
A gypsy cleaning lady!
Wait there so I can cross your palm with silver!!
Hi-Yo Silver!
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Jan 27, 2002
*blink*blink*
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jan 27, 2002
get off my back, gramps!!!! you don't belong on the road!!! zzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
yes, i'm giddy. i just spent $30 pre-ordering the HHGTTG DVD. wahoo!!!!
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Jan 27, 2002
::At the Transylvania Immigration Office:: 1. "Fred Hog? Do we have room for another Fred Hog? 2. "Reject the application we only take in Red Dogs, besides it has a stamp on it."
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jan 27, 2002
shock result! this just in: red dog IMMORTALISED in h2g2 winter meet 2002 pub quiz. pity clelba, sgt and myself were all on the same team, really...
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jan 27, 2002
well, the question 'who is the leader of the dog house' was in the pub quiz...
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jan 27, 2002
i wanted to say me, but the others werent convinced...
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Jan 27, 2002
I`m 24,000 miles away and I predicted that response 
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jan 27, 2002
if you can accurately predict my gags, can you just write them for me so i can maintian my huge plublic face, please?
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Jan 27, 2002
As you well know you are funny and I could not do better than you manage to do on your own my friend 
. Prediction is a bit erratic at best - I just saw that one coming.
I`m pleased that the pinnacle of my h2g2 career is to have been immortalised in a quiz question
Did you have a gud time at the meet ? What are Sgt and Clelba like IRL ? Catty and Mushroomy ? Any more death breath photo`s like last time ?
Full report please - someday I`m going to get back to the UK and look everyone up
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- 81: soeasilyamused, or sea (Jan 26, 2002)
- 82: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jan 26, 2002)
- 83: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Jan 26, 2002)
- 84: soeasilyamused, or sea (Jan 26, 2002)
- 85: Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing (Jan 26, 2002)
- 86: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jan 26, 2002)
- 87: Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing (Jan 26, 2002)
- 88: soeasilyamused, or sea (Jan 26, 2002)
- 89: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Jan 26, 2002)
- 90: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Jan 27, 2002)
- 91: soeasilyamused, or sea (Jan 27, 2002)
- 92: Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing (Jan 27, 2002)
- 93: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jan 27, 2002)
- 94: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Jan 27, 2002)
- 95: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jan 27, 2002)
- 96: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Jan 27, 2002)
- 97: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jan 27, 2002)
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