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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Mar 3, 2003
I think we just turned into the Musehome 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 3, 2003
That's an a-musing development. 
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Mar 3, 2003
No it's serious - it'll be cheesecake and chocolate milk and stuff first then everyone will be going YAY!!! at every opportunity before you know it. We'll eventually lose our higher cognitive powers and our sense of humour
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Mar 4, 2003
Awwwww *huggles Red Dog, then puts him in a nice spiked collar and leash*
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Mar 4, 2003
Could you let me off the leash for a while - it's a crisis - we're facing ruin by way of Muse-emulation 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 4, 2003
I had never thought about it that way before,
Red Dog. I don't want you to be unhappy.
What can I do to help?
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Mar 5, 2003
Well, okay... but you gotta leave the collar on! *unlatches leash, and steals all the cheese cake before it's forcefully removed... but has no plans to share it in a muse like manner*
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Mar 5, 2003
I won't say yay. I'll just giggle
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Mar 5, 2003
We definately need to ban Cheesecake - since I was expelled from the Muses I break into a rash every time I see it 
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Mar 6, 2003
...how about instead of banning it, just say that any cheese cake in your presense must be given to me to be delt with...
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Mar 6, 2003
How will you deal with it - something pretty nasty I hope
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Mar 7, 2003
..pretty nasty for my waistline, yeah. *shrugs* But it's cheese cake, so it must be consumed. *smirks*
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Mar 7, 2003
You've always got to admire a volunteer 
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Mar 8, 2003
...but do you admire me to the point where you'll (nicely) help me make sure I exercise enough to keep from turning into a walking talking jello blob from eatting too much cheese cake?
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Mar 20, 2003
*blinks and isn't sure if a winking red dog can be trusted*
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Indiana Vulpix ,the ACF mascot! now with sugarXD Posted Jun 27, 2003
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Jun 27, 2003
she knew I couldn't be trusted really
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 27, 2003
My sister-in-law makes a great low-fat
cheesecake.
But I don't want you to break out in hives,
Chien Rouge. Of course, the upside is that
you'd have plenty of honey from the bees
that live in the hives.
Do you miss being a muse, or is that *still*
a sensitive subject? 
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Jun 27, 2003
I'm learning to live without it Paul
I take some preverse pride in being the first researcher to be expelled (and probably the last since Apollo crawled back on his belly and sucked up to Draggers) 
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- 401: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Mar 3, 2003)
- 402: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Mar 3, 2003)
- 403: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Mar 3, 2003)
- 404: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Mar 4, 2003)
- 405: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Mar 4, 2003)
- 406: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Mar 4, 2003)
- 407: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Mar 5, 2003)
- 408: Sergeant Mushroom (Mar 5, 2003)
- 409: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Mar 5, 2003)
- 410: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Mar 6, 2003)
- 411: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Mar 6, 2003)
- 412: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Mar 7, 2003)
- 413: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Mar 7, 2003)
- 414: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Mar 8, 2003)
- 415: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Mar 19, 2003)
- 416: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Mar 20, 2003)
- 417: Indiana Vulpix ,the ACF mascot! now with sugarXD (Jun 27, 2003)
- 418: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Jun 27, 2003)
- 419: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jun 27, 2003)
- 420: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Jun 27, 2003)
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