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So Long, And Thanks For Laughing

Comeback lines

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!

SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!

HE: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?

SHE: Must've been once.i never make the same mistake twice!!!

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?

SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?

SHE: I must've been given your share!!!

HE: Is it hot in here or is it just you?

SHE: It's hot!!!

HE: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!

SHE: Okay, but would you stay there?

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?

SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

HE: Your face must turn a few heads!

SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!

SHE: Okay, get out!!!

HE: I think I could make you very happy

SHE: Why, are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

HE: Can I have your name?

SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?

SHE: I've already seen it!!!

HE: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?

SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

"Did you take a bath?"

"Why, Is there one missing?"

"Are you chewing gum?"

"No, I'm John Smith."

"I want to buy a dress to put on around the house."

"Yes, Madam. How large is your house?"

"What are you going to be when you graduate?"

"An old man"

"I spent three years in college taking medicine."

"Are you well now?"

"Do you say a prayer before you eat?"

"No, we don't have to. My mother is a good cook."

"I've got a surprise for you, honey. I brought a friend home for dinner."

"Who wants to eat friends?"

"We are having mother for dinner, darling."

"Make sure she's well done."

"I want some rat poison."

"Should I wrap it up or do you want to eat it right here?"

"It seems that everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other."

"Well, I guess that's why I've got two ears."

"May I hold your hand?"

"No, thanks, It isn't heavy."

"Does water always come through the roof in this place?"

"No, sir, only when it rains."

"When will you straighten out the house, dear?"

"Why? Is it tilted?"

"Do these stairs take you to the second floor?"

"No, you'll have to walk."

"Now that you're married, you should have some insurance"

But why? My wife isn't dangerous."

"I have changed my mind."

Thank heaven! Does it work better now?"

Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?

Customer: What other colours do you have?

So Long And Thanks For Laughing

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