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Researcher 185550 Posted Jan 15, 2002
Which would cause the conversation to cease while everyone adjusts their brains and works out what it is was just said.
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Arthbard Posted Jan 18, 2002
"Yes, that's very interesting and...
Holy Heck! That looks like one really super exciting conversation over there!"
"Huh? Where? Where?" *runs off to join really super exciting conversation*
"Ha. Sucker."
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Arthbard Posted Jan 18, 2002
I'm not sure what to make of that.
Thank you, Larry, for this confusion that you have seen fit to bestow on me.
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Researcher 185550 Posted Jan 19, 2002
The onion club was the "really super exciting conversation forum".
I'm worst at what I do best and for this gift I'm truly blessed.
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Arthbard Posted Jan 21, 2002
Oh, okay. For a moment, I was wondering if you were making some kind of bizarre reference to The Onion newspaper.
Just because you're paranoid don't mean they're not after you.
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Researcher 185550 Posted Jan 22, 2002
No, I can safely say that I've never even heard of the Onion Newspaper
If she floats then she is not a witch like we thought.
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Arthbard Posted Jan 22, 2002
Never heard of The Onion? It's quite funny. Speaking of which, I think the new issue goes on-line tonight at theonion.com.
Look...Suppose we built this large, wooden badger...
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Arthbard Posted Jan 23, 2002
Wouldn't it be used in place of the large, wooden rabbit?
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Researcher 185550 Posted Jan 23, 2002
And this large wooden rabbit- would it be used in place of a large wooden horse?
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Arthbard Posted Jan 24, 2002
No, I don't think we have enough wood to build a horse.
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Researcher 185550 Posted Jan 24, 2002
Precisely why we're building a badger instead.
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Arthbard Posted Jan 24, 2002
We have tables? We can use them to build the badger!
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Researcher 185550 Posted Jan 25, 2002
As they're only metaphorical tables, I'll go and get my metaphorical tools. By the way, do you know a quantum mechanic? My quantum broke down recently, and I've had hell trying to reset the probability phase waveforms.
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Arthbard Posted Jan 25, 2002
Perhaps there's a problem with the flux capacitor?
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