h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, in that case, I shall have to do it rhetorically.

Well I could rhetorically give you a good kicking?

And I could dodge it systematically.

You might occasionally not, unluckily?

In those cases, I could fall down and cry most emphatically.

You need to pay a visit to "ends with a Y" thread. Quickly.

I did not know that there was such a thread. If so, then I shall make a visitation agreement, noncommittally. Well, perhaps I'll go there eventually. Or perhaps I'll continue to excercise my adverbal prowess here indefinitely.

Indeed...ily.