h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It does, doesn't it. Actually, Scots English can be very hard to comprehend as well.

Have you been here: http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/ ?
No Scots English, and the Cockney is too understandable, so I suspect they didn't know what they were doing when they added that, but... well, it's fun anyway...

Er...

*reads the backlog and posts something that is very useful and not completely beside the point, whatever that point may be or if there even was one*

"Er..." could function as a CK, couldn't it?

's great. There are dialectizers everywhere. One of my favourites is seeing my page in Elmer Fudd.

Possibly. It'd be a neutron CK- subatomic particle (I can use long words like "marmalade" and "antidisestablishmentarianism" I can<incrediblypround&gt

Well, "Ah" already acts as the neutron, so "Er" would have to be something else...I don't know what...I suggest we just make something up...Something like...Snutrode...

(Sure, you can use big words, but what's more impressive is using them properly in a grammatically correct sentence, like this one: Antidisestablishmentarianism is a very big word.)

"Er" could be the tvhospitaliton.

Or "Marmalade, like antidisestablishmentarianism, is a hard word to spell".

We should be careful with long and complicated words like 'antidisestablishmentarianism' that take a lot of energy to type - think of the entropy.

You can just copy and paste.

Is everybody in the word aware of where they can get this word for copying & pasting? Takes a lot of energy to search for that, too.

...world...

Well, no. But if it's just nearby you copy an paste from there. Such as with antidisestablishmentarianism.

antidisestablishmentarianism...Yes, that's quite convenient. The problem is always having an antidisestablishmentarianism around whenever you need it. I mean, there don't really seem to be that many antidisestablishmentarianisms around in the world.

Let's set about solving that.

Okay.

That should sort me out as well.

Yes, I think this should make it easier to insert the word...Oh, wait while I cut...The word Antidisestablishmentarianism into conversations all over...Assuming that I'm in them, of course...

Yes. I have gone antidisestablishmentarianism on my nickname and cut it down somewhat.

http://www.antidisestablishmentarianism.com/

Oh...A very useful link, that...