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Researcher 185550 Posted Mar 29, 2002
Everywhere. They surround you, just waiting for you to slip up, and then BANG! They don't forgive you.
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Researcher 185550 Posted Mar 29, 2002
Yeah. What do you say that the world's population is reduced to 1999?
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Arthbard Posted Mar 29, 2002
That would eliminate the thousands, I suppose...
Would I get to choose the 1999 that get to stay?
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Researcher 185550 Posted Mar 29, 2002
You'd get to chose 1000, I'd get to chose 999. We can eliminate some groups immediately.
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Arthbard Posted Mar 29, 2002
The first group to eliminate: Barbara Streisand fans.
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Peaceful Dragon (napping) Posted Mar 29, 2002
People who pick their nose in public.
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Peaceful Dragon (napping) Posted Mar 30, 2002
Er... maybe we could keep one or two, as a warning....
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Arthbard Posted Mar 30, 2002
Um...Yeah...Because Roadkill might pick his nose...
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Peaceful Dragon (napping) Posted Mar 30, 2002
Oh. He's among the 1999, is he? Yes, well, it's logical, after all, he's got to choose 999. Would be stupid of him not to choose himself.
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Arthbard Posted Mar 30, 2002
Unless he's counting on me to choose him, of course.
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Peaceful Dragon (napping) Posted Mar 30, 2002
Oh, he seems smarter than that...
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Arthbard Posted Mar 30, 2002
Yes, perhaps...But he could be so busy with the list that he makes an oversight.
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Researcher 185550 Posted Mar 30, 2002
Yeah, just picture it: 998, Fred, 999, Bob. Well, that all seems to be in order, except......... OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH /SH*T/!
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Arthbard Posted Mar 31, 2002
So is that it, then? We can get rid of Roadkill, now?
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Peaceful Dragon (napping) Posted Mar 31, 2002
Oh, looks like he manages very well all by himself...
But Fred... and Bob!? 
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