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Peaceful Dragon (napping) Posted Mar 27, 2002
*flaunts her new big pink earplugs*
See? Aren't they great? - Sorry, you were saying something?
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Arthbard Posted Mar 27, 2002
Oh, they're very nice...I mean...
OH, THEY'RE VERY NICE!
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Researcher 185550 Posted Mar 27, 2002
SEXY EARPLUGS LEENEH!
I'm thinking about writing a spoof paper/leaflet on the "propogation of the smurf species". It could be interesting.
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Researcher 185550 Posted Mar 27, 2002
I SAID I LIKE YOUR SEXY EARPLUGS (mental note: don't let Barry White sing at top volume. The wearing of earplugs is then made completely pointless) LEENEH!
WAS THINKING ABOUT WRITING SPOOF LEAFLET ON SUBJECT OF PROPOGATION OF SMURF SPECIES!
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Dorian Gray Posted Mar 27, 2002
I stoped taking my medication today. Homosidal tendences be damned. (some bad spelling.)
Dorian
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Dorian Gray Posted Mar 27, 2002
Right out of Gary Larson. I can't take the credit.
Dorian
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Researcher 185550 Posted Mar 27, 2002
Homocide is not a problem except for those on the wrong end of it.
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Researcher 185550 Posted Mar 27, 2002
By the... BY THE WAY LEENEH, YOUR PAGE IS REALLY /VERY/ SEXY.
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Peaceful Dragon (napping) Posted Mar 27, 2002
HEY! WHAT'S *HE* DOING HERE! HE'S NOT BARRY WHITE, IS HE? ISN'T THAT RESTRAINT ORDER IN YET?
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Arthbard Posted Mar 27, 2002
I DON'T KNOW! HE DOESN'T SOUND LIKE BARRY WHITE, BUT HE COULD BE DISGUISING HIS VOICE!
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Researcher 185550 Posted Mar 27, 2002
I'M NOT BARRY WHITE! YOU'RE SAFE BOTH OF YOU! A RESTRAINING ORDER INVOLVES GOING TO COURT I THINK!
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Peaceful Dragon (napping) Posted Mar 27, 2002
I DIDN'T MEAN YOU, ROADKILL - THERE WAS ANOTHER GUY HERE!
Argh... beroody earplugs...
*picks them out*
Sorry, I saw somebody else here... I thought it was Barry.
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Arthbard Posted Mar 27, 2002
No, we're safe. I think it was just Barry Manilow.
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Peaceful Dragon (napping) Posted Mar 27, 2002
Now that I'm without earplugs... and can hear what you were saying earlier...
Thank for saying my page was sexy, Roadkill (whatever you meant by that, something nice, I hope)
And I think Barry Manilow tried to kill the conversation. He did not succeed.
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Arthbard Posted Mar 27, 2002
No, he didn't. I think this conversation is unkillable.
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Researcher 185550 Posted Mar 28, 2002
You bet it is. If someone makes a really good attempt and fatally injures it, we can just fall back on smurf stories.
Sexy means 
. Arthbard'n I (mainly Arthbard) made up a new adjective - 'porno' - because I said "that's so sexy it probably counts as pornography". Hence porno.
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Arthbard Posted Mar 28, 2002
Yes. Mainly Arthbard. Giving credit where credit is due is extremely porno.
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