The h2g2 Poem: MPB
Created | Updated Aug 22, 2010

MPB
Where has all my hair gone?
What's happened to my hair?
I just glanced in the mirror
And most of it ain't there!
I had it in my twenties
I remember plain as day
In fact I had so much that
It was often in the way.
Even in my thirties, too,
I never stopped to think
I just took it for granted
(Though I'd find it in the sink).
In my calmer forties
I finally got the hint
As in the summer sunshine
My head would often glint
And now I sit here pondering
And feeling pretty glum
For where was once a lion's mane
There's now a monkey's bum!

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