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Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) Started conversation May 22, 2002
Would you have a place on your staff for a Professor of Monkey Managment? I would be honoured.
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted May 22, 2002
Wow... what experience do you have!? What about flying monkeys!??
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Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) Posted May 22, 2002
Well I've been training monkeys for quite some time now. I own a Monkey Shop located at the Knights of H2G2. There i sell monkeys and gear to train them. I use my trained monkeys in duels there to defeat enemies. I can teach monkeys to be loyal to their master. Flying monkeys are a very rare type of monkey. They are the most expencive item in the Monkey Shop. I would be able to teach others how to train monkeys to do such things as mine. I would be honoured to bring my experience to Monster U.
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted May 23, 2002
So you believe monsters should learn to own and train monkeys!?? For what purpose!?? And is this ethical!??
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Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) Posted May 23, 2002
Yes monsters should have their own trained monkeys. The purpose is to be a form of defense, or even a friend. The monsters of the University could find monkey training as a way to exprese themselves. Each monkey could reflect the monster who trained it. And yes, it is ethical.
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted May 24, 2002
very good!!! Unfortunately, the person who really founded Monster University has no Internet access for a couple of months... 
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Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) Posted May 25, 2002
that's too bad. Just wondering, am I approved or do I have to wait for him?
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted May 25, 2002
How about this, love!!! You are approved on a trial basis...
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Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) Posted May 25, 2002
Sounds good, thank a lot!!
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted May 25, 2002
OK... I just need to find a lot to thanks. 
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted May 25, 2002
OK... I just need to find a lot to thank.
Supposed to be funny.... 
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Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) Posted May 25, 2002
O I get it,
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted May 25, 2002
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 20, 2003
Where do you get those!???
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- 1: Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) (May 22, 2002)
- 2: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (May 22, 2002)
- 3: Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) (May 22, 2002)
- 4: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (May 23, 2002)
- 5: Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) (May 23, 2002)
- 6: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (May 24, 2002)
- 7: Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) (May 25, 2002)
- 8: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (May 25, 2002)
- 9: Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) (May 25, 2002)
- 10: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (May 25, 2002)
- 11: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (May 25, 2002)
- 12: Sir Culdasac (Keeper of the Magical Monkey Flute-Commander of the Thingite Monkey Army-Patron Saint of Dueling-Muse of Monkeys) (May 25, 2002)
- 13: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (May 25, 2002)
- 14: Raven (Jan 5, 2003)
- 15: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 20, 2003)
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