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Post 1

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

smiley - wow COOL!!!


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Post 2

friendlywithteeth

Can I have a Monster Uni hoodie please [with an extra armhole]?


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Post 3

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

Of course!!!!

What size!??? We carry mini monster, monster, extra monster, and extra extra monster!!!!


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Post 4

friendlywithteeth

probably monster, what's your returns policy? What colours do you do?


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Post 5

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

As long as the shirt resembles a shirt, and you have the receipt, you should be ok on returns.

Our colors are grimey, icky, yucky, slimey, slippery, and icky-poo!!!


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Post 6

friendlywithteeth

ooh ooh ill have a slippery one!


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Post 7

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

Very good!!!... may I suggest this dress shirt in slippery!??.... perfect for nights out on the town... and if your mother's birthday is coming up, I know she'd love this slippery scarf.... also nice for girlfriends... smiley - winkeye


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Post 8

friendlywithteeth

go on then...I'll have a shirt...do you do aftershave?


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Post 9

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

smiley - laugh What would monsters do with aftershave!???


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Post 10

friendlywithteeth

to stop them smelling too nice smiley - silly!


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Post 11

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

smiley - erm


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Post 12

friendlywithteeth

smiley - smiley


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Post 13

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

smiley - smiley


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Post 14

friendlywithteeth

smiley - biggrin


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Post 15

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

That'll be three cheesecakes-- I mean... $35!!! Thank you!!!


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Post 16

friendlywithteeth

here's a plain, choc and a blackcurrant...and a glass of choc milk, keep the change!


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Post 17

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

OH!!! But... we need to be paid in money here, not cheesecakes... ::sigh:: smiley - sadface


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Post 18

friendlywithteeth

ok, well you can keep them as a smiley - gift: here's 35$, they may be a bit slimey...


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Post 19

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

Awww... how sweet!!! Literally....


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Post 20

friendlywithteeth

thank you come again!


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