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Vicki Virago - Proud Mother Posted Aug 13, 2004
Out on stalkes are they? you really don't have to strain that hard you know....
*sexily lifts skirt to reveal stockings*
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IctoanAWEWawi Posted Aug 13, 2004
Oh, sorry, just spotted an old Z1000 based lowrider chop with 21" apes and solid rear wheel with slashcut drag pipes heading up the main street.
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Vicki Virago - Proud Mother Posted Aug 13, 2004
I don't care about Z thous!!!!!!!!!!
Listen...I got you here for one specific purpose!
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IctoanAWEWawi Posted Aug 13, 2004
*distracted*
erm yes?
Oooh, a Guzzi V11 sport, wouldn;t mind one of them.
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IctoanAWEWawi Posted Aug 13, 2004
Oh I have no illusions about the extent of your armoury and tactics !
Go on then, bend me ear!
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Vicki Virago - Proud Mother Posted Aug 13, 2004
I don't want one...all you want is what you can get out of me then you discard me by the side of the road like a common tart!
I tried to be good to you Icky. I tried to even look after the baby 
, but nooooooo.....you didn't want to know!
Looks like I'll have to find somewhere else to live too. I'm sure you wont want me staying in the belfry anymore will you.....
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IctoanAWEWawi Posted Aug 13, 2004
Ooh, is this the full guilt trip treatment?
if so, I feel honoured!
(and the bat wasn;t mine!).
Oh, and you can keep the belfry providing I can have the crypt!
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Vicki Virago - Proud Mother Posted Aug 13, 2004
it was supposed to be, yes....didn't work though did it! 
No "I" want the crypt. You can have the belfry...it's too windy up there anyway. 
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IctoanAWEWawi Posted Aug 13, 2004
Well I suppose I could pose on top of the town like thingy out of The Crow. All windswept and dark and enigmatic like
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Outrider Posted Aug 14, 2004
OooooooH! MMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!! STOCKINGS!
A Zthou .... Chopped? COOL! Z9'd be better.
Now where did I put that giggle line?
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Wrinkled Rocker Posted Aug 15, 2004
Stockings and skirt? Wot's going on in the 
thread?
It's hotpants and haltertops 
tight leathers and waistcoats 
or jeans and rude slogan T-shirts if you please! 
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Wrinkled Rocker Posted Aug 15, 2004
One of the best I've seen was a T-shirt with the words "Yes, I know!" over the bust...
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IctoanAWEWawi Posted Aug 16, 2004
no doubt worn by a bald 40something male biker with a 52" chest, yes?
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