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alliance proposition
spook Started conversation Aug 31, 2002
i am here to offer u an alliance between ur army and The Terranic Army A814097. Captain rimmer is a member of both armies. We only have one enemy at the moment - the league of thundercats, who recently attacked our base.
Also, i am the head of the spook corporation who provide weapons to armies. if u would like to go to A815320 then post a new convo at the bottom for your army, then get a few members of ur army to volunteer there, u can help with the development of brand new potato weapons supplied by the spook corp. this service does cost, however, if u make the alliance with the terranic army which i am a part of, i will provide u the service for free.
looking forward to hearing from u.
Brigadeer Spook
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Aug 31, 2002
As a representative of both armies, I think the alliance would gain both forces.
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Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to Posted Aug 31, 2002
This is being talked about at F2725?thread=205735. I'm up for it but as mentioned in the other conversation there is the problem of aunt edith.
Snowman 
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Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith Posted Aug 31, 2002
Exscuse me
*grabs snowman by the neck and gives him a good shake*
I AM NOT A PROBLEM!
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Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to Posted Aug 31, 2002
What neck? don't have necks do they?
Snowman
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Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith Posted Aug 31, 2002
*realises she has made an almost fatal mistake, so nicks his carrot nose instead*
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Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to Posted Aug 31, 2002
So what? Not being able to smell isn't so much of a set back. It'll only heighten my other senses. 
Snowman
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Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith Posted Aug 31, 2002
AAARRRGGGGGGG
*stamps her feet in fustration*
*has a brain wave, takes her portable heat lamp from inside her sock and holds it over snowmans head*
Now what you got to say eh
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Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to Posted Aug 31, 2002
How big are your socks? 
Anyway I'll only evapourate and reform when I cool down.
Snowman
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Aug 31, 2002
*cal stands to one side juggleing the batteries he earlier nicked from auntie ediths heated lamp*
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Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to Posted Aug 31, 2002
You took your time. Any chance you could get my nose back? that would be the carrot.
Snowman
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Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith Posted Sep 1, 2002
*stomps over to cal swipes the batteries whilst they are in mid air and starts fubbling with them triying to get them back in the lamp*
ARRRGGGGGHHHH GO IN GO IN GO IN
*failing to do this simple proceedure she throws the lamp and the batteries at cal's head*
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Terran Posted Sep 1, 2002
Ah pleased to see you are all getting on famously.
General Terran 
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- 1: spook (Aug 31, 2002)
- 2: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Aug 31, 2002)
- 3: Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to (Aug 31, 2002)
- 4: Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith (Aug 31, 2002)
- 5: Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to (Aug 31, 2002)
- 6: Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith (Aug 31, 2002)
- 7: Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to (Aug 31, 2002)
- 8: Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith (Aug 31, 2002)
- 9: Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to (Aug 31, 2002)
- 10: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Aug 31, 2002)
- 11: Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to (Aug 31, 2002)
- 12: Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith (Sep 1, 2002)
- 13: Terran (Sep 1, 2002)
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