h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*groans* oh, come on, I just finished reading all of this nonsense!

*is bored with the blacklog so decides to poke jr in the ribs with a red hot poker instead*

quickly sticks potato between her ribs and the hot poker* mmmm, a tasty snack for later!

word up to you mothers

*points and laughs at both jr and edith*

*slaps death dog again in case it didn't get her point across earlier*

*decides she'll find a snack somewhere else later and throws the charred spud at flb for laughing at her, smacking the grin right off of his face*

*points and laughs at self. then throws string around jr, gets ddd to blow heavy wind, sending her into the sky like a kite, while ddd throws poison darts at her*

*cuts string with standard issue potato peeler nad lands on the top of a nearby tree*

*begins chukking new potatoes down at flb and ddd*

*scratching head and amused at the same time.*

she is very tricky.

*looks and strains but can't see jr. shrugs shoulders and pulls out beaver from pocket to start eating away at the tree. sits near rock to have lunch.*

mmmmmmmmmm.............peanut butter with carrot juice.

*pulls out tiny paper drink umbrella and uses it to glide down safely to the ground, spilling flb's carrot juice on him* oops,

gggggggrrrrrrrrrr

*lifts straw and sticks it in jr's nose.*

*stands above flb with straw in her nose wondering why he stuck a straw in her nose*
*decides she doesn't care, removes nose from straw, hits flb in the back of the head with a 10lb bag of potatoes*

potatos suck, they just bruise or make a mess. there is no danger in here, i'm just going to watch this mess.

ouch !

*wondering what is up her butt today. throws a pile of fire ants in her face. laughs.*

ouch *hold back of head.*

*tries to not get coved in fire ants as she is still to jr*

*tries to attract the fireants to edith by wrapping her in spun sugar*

*the ants go for the bait*

*the ants eat thru the freeing jr*