h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

turns to scruff

"may i have one?"

nearly panting ...

smoke break!!! *returns to the scene* anybody got a light?

-bends over to show a lightbulb lodged in his crack-

"that kind of light?"

leave it to bunny to cross the line.

*With a puff of potato dust cl zoomer reappears*

AAWWWAACCHHETT! What's that smell? *gag* Monkey poo and dead butterflies, what are you people thinking? I'll come back later when you get back to throwing potatoes.

Huey stares blankly at the broken television for a moment. A blackness seeps across the whites of his eyes and the skies darken. He stands very rigidly for a moment and then slams his staff very heavily to the earth.

Huey: MY FOOTBALL GAME!!!

The earth at his feet seems to crackle with a dark energy as the sky continues to blacken. A bolt of black lightning screams to the ground taking a handfull of monkeys in mid flight. The others hover over the charred corpses for a moment before the ground erupts in a mighty column of black stained green flame. On cue the clouds erupt with cursed lightning bolts expanding outwards from the massive pyre of flame. The bolts continue to rain down in an ever growing sphere of death. Chunks of debrise fly in all directions. The chaos continues unabated for a few minutes, completely indescriminent between friend and foe. And then... just ceases. Huey looks around at the badly cratered and scorched lands around him and nods grimly.

*cl zoomer reappears, dusting what he hopes to be instant potato flakes off his shoulder and sniffs*
Hmmm, that's better, you seem to have burnt up all stinky stuff
*he reaches into his newly tailored potato skin suit, pulls out what seems to be a large baking spud, pulls the pin and tosses the trans-dimensional nuclear grenade at Huey. He then plugs his ears, squints his eyes and dissapears once again*

Huey, who has no idea what the thing is acts in reflex and opens a shadow tear direcly in front of him. The object passes into it and the tear closes. Huey wonders idly why someone else of the spud army is attacking him directly.

hmm...

the stench is gone, the moment lost. mr bunny wants to have fun with huey as well. hides behind a phone booth and pulls french fried throwing stars from his top hat...but wait...who is this that enters now ? tosses them in the the direction of both huey and...
snowman?

Snowman!
*Long special-VIP-co Rimmer salut*
*After about 3 minutes the salut has ended*

sees a three minute salut...

"who the heck is this bozo?"

the throwing stars close in, but rimmer is standing in the way...

say hello to my little friend! *armed w/ a fully automatic cheese slinger and goes to town*

whats going on?

Snowman

*throwing stars hit both rimmer and huey, but they go unscathed as they are awed by snowman...
steps from behind phone booth*

what do you mean what's going on ?
we are at war and you are the enemy.
so fight or leave.
your pathetic potato army is falling apart.

Well depending on whose side you're on you're the enemy. So who are you and why are you fighting the potato army which you claim is falling apart and is awed a word?

Snowman

Ok sir, now you already now auntie edith, fuzzylovebunny used to dance with jrhuxley (who is on our side)And is now very mad at her and the entire potaote army, dancing death dog is also evil and reasercher (alot of numbers) has joined fuzzylovebunny and calls himself minion.
That sums it up!

*nodding*

yes that about sums it up

*gives a half smile*

*starts to walk away*

but your army is not pathetic
and surely not falling apart
i enjoy fighting, and they are fun to
do so with...

*gives full smile this time*

So auntie edith, fuzzylovebunny, dancing death dog and minion are the enemy depending on your propective. Correct?

Snowman