A Conversation for The Potato Army HQ

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Post 1

Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith

*auntie edith slowly sneeks around the potato army compound*


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Post 2

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*listens*


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Post 3

Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith

*sees that cal is all alone*


*rushes in and holds him at stocking point*

NOW WHAT YA GONNA DO, FUZZ BALL!!!!!


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Post 4

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*Comes around the corner right behind auntie edith*
*Knocks auntie edith on the head with a frozen potato from the fridge*


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Post 5

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

Cool

Lets bag her up


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Post 6

Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith

*groans*


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Post 7

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

OK.


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Post 8

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*gets out a nifty black bin liner with leg holes*


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Post 9

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

I'll hold her, while you bag her.


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Post 10

Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith

*starts to struggle*


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Post 11

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*Holds her arms behind her back*
Hurry Cal!!!


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Post 12

Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith

*kicks back and hits rimmer right between the legs*


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Post 13

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Uhhhh...
*Falls back, groaning*


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Post 14

Floh Fortuneswell

smiley - huh


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Post 15

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*sees floh*

Hi floh

*rushes past her and leps onto cal and slorms him*

Take that you potato freak


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Post 16

Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith

*Watches cal in wonder as he leaps on to himself*

Neat trick, ever thought of switching sides?

*kicks rimmer again for good luck, grabs the leaping cal and throws him towards floh*


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Post 17

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

smiley - groansmiley - groan and extreme smiley - groan


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Post 18

Floh Fortuneswell

smiley - yikes


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Post 19

jrhuxley, patron saint of dragonflies and protector of chipmunks

*rushes in looking fabulous in full camouflage body paint and showers Edith with sizzling hot french fries*

Sorry I'm late guys, I was doing my make-up.


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Post 20

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*Gets up on both legs, standing more or less straight up*
*Grabs potatoe gun*
TAKE THIS!!!
*Fires*


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