h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

An Emergency meeting!:

I only hope that I'm not too early

Oh Panther, I forgot to reply
Thank you

Made me think (no pun intended in the next paragraph)

In memory of you,
I wondered what to say or do.
Decided just to smile,
and carry you a while.


Panther

Excuse the interuption, but can anybody attend?

Slowly new faces / voices emerge from the great beyond

Hello to everybody joining in. At the moment this is a respectful, beatiful, cuddly conversation - let's try to keep it along those lines.

Welcome friends and foes.
At the door leave your woes.
Bring with you just a flower
and in your words some healing power.

Panther

But what have I missed so far - or are we still waiting for it to start?

*Watching in the far back of a corner*

*eyes procedings intentivily

*pant pant* I hope i'm not too late?

Late? You can't be late, the meeting has hardly started, I should know I'm the one who called it.

Snowman

cool, thanks
*sits down and becomes a couch potato

hello all. spook here, Brigadeer from your close allie, the terranic army.

the terranic army requests that u join them at F97504?thread=206182&latest=1
in preparation for war with the thundercats. it would be an honour to fight togethervwith our great allies. if u accept our request, then we would also like a couple of your members to joint eh terranic army as weapons trainers, to train our army to use spud weapons. we believe learning how to use spud weapons would benefit us when fighting.

the terranic army awaits your reply.

thank you all for listening to our request.

Brigadeer Spook

I have a horrible feeling they've all disapeared .

Field-Marshall Terran - commander in chief of the Terranic Army

****The doors to the Emergency Conference room burst open, knocking the doors of it's hinges...A bakers dozen of Earmice come in with a herd of Tribbles pulling a Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Sorry-I-Can't-Be-There-IN Person Hologram Projector. After fidgeting with the controls they step back and herd the Tribbles into a corner..A couple of Earmice Technicans begin to Replace the doors with a phostphorescent webbing from a Delta Dogmus Spider...The projector flickers once or twice and an image of a guy in a shiny aluminum bellhop suit appears with a big ass grin on his facec***

"Greetings and soutations!!! I am Zok Zimmerman, Offical Intergalactic Bellhop of the Thingites, Grand High Poobah of the Way of the Spork, Keeper of Earmice, Robot Hunter, and Tribble peddler. I am so very sorry to have to had to barge in here like this, but I never miss an emergency meeting...They are such a gas you know. But let me get to buisness.. I am bored with the lack of absurdity and bored with the Vogons going around destroying all of my favorite planets so I havce started a scheme..a plot...an crazy idea or what not. I am planning an invasion of the Vogons Homeworld...as we all know they have pretty much abandoned it anyways. So far to help me with my quest i have enlisted the following. Gamma Ray a first time hitchiker guide researcher, Susie Owaltron's Solution-Focused-Brief-Therapy-Counsellor Thundercat as a personal advisor and counsllor to our forces, and Admiral Artunco who is planning a mutiny of that pirate ship the Blood of Zaphodistas...I am still waiting to hear from the Thingites, the Saffron Magistrate, and the Terranic Army... but our negotiations seems to be going rather well...So tell my chums are you in? If not...do you want to purchase a nice loveable Tribble?"

everyone should goto the Terranic Army space ...inside the War Strategy Room we are having a very speacil meeting about an adventure bigger than the time Zaphod stole the Heart-of-Gold...

Sorry I`m late
Whats up?

I've been off on a special top secret reconnaissance mission..did I miss anything?