h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sprouts I think? So as long as we stick to food we must still be on topic

You can get pot pastas you know? They're not the same I know but it's a good substitute if nothing else...

I've actually got a pot pasta sitting over there ::
*Points
although I don't think its a golden wonder version, don't they make the pot noodles? (I can't muster the energy to walk all the way (5 foot at most) over there)
*points again
*realises pointing is pretty futile Sprouts you say?
Hmm, anyhow when is this Glasgow meet thing?

What Glasgow meet? I thought this was the Sprout appreciation society?
Doesn't SMEG mean Sprout Munchers Extraodinary Meeting? Makes sense after the Spring Onion and the Radish...
*looks at Pot Pasta*
What you mean just there?
*points*
They make Knoww(or however you spell it) ones too, they're quite good.

They are not too bad i guess, but none of its real food obviously guess thats the problem if you have been used to eating real proper made from scratch dishes Still feel hungary though, but can't face the noodle just now, and neither the pasta pot thing, i've eaten too many crisps jaffa cakes?

????
Go away for a week and look what happens.

*flutters her eyelashes and looks innocent*
Whats wrong B17??? We're still on topic see! All about sprouts and festive foods...why I can't think of anything more festive than umm...pot noodles and jaffa cakes

Now there's a look Tink simply can't pull off.

MMMM:: well, I like stuffed mushrooms, and stuffed peppers, never tried stuffed vegetarians, as far as i can remember

Hey!!! I object!!! I can so look innocent if I wanted to...pah...
*wonders why it seems to have turned into mock Tink week as every single conversation she's in at the minute is to do with her lack fo sanity or some other amusing instance*

Oooh I've just eaten 4 Twix's does that count me as a stuffed vegetarian?
*wonders whether to make the hefty vegetarian joke before anyone else does*

s in



Tell me... tell me I'm not too late . . .tell me I'm not too late to shoot her

shoot?

If you are refering to Pegasus, Wumbie, i fear you may well be. Sorry.

Look, I don't mind if someone's already shot her. You know what they say, "Better late than never". *wheels in Big Bertha* Just one little shot pleeeeease

Hmmm, or as Kurt said, "Better late than Nirvana"

Surreal
lemon
peel
pouring
up
turtles

real food you can cook with a kettle:


couscous salad: preperation time : < 10 minutes

ingredients:

couscous
chunks of feta cheese,
spring onions, chopped small
tomatoe, fresh, quatered
tomatoe puree and chilli sauce, enough to turn couscous reddish
green or red pepper, chopped
chilli pepper, as many you can take, chopped real small
lemon juice, 1 teaspoon.
whatever vegetable you can eat raw that goes with chilli

whack couscous into a container that can withstand boiling water (100C). boil kettle. Carefully pour boiling water over couscous until it is just covered and not much more - better to add to little than too much at first...

Wait for three minutes - couscous cooks. Stir in everything else. Eat, served with hummus and/or guacamole, and bread.


Ba Daa! Proper food in less than 10 mins, only a kettle and a cooking vessel required.... not bad eh?

Sounds like a Marks and Sparks version of a pot noodle to me.

Drink 10 pints of lager.
Eat a curry, chips, or spaghetti bolognaise for that artistic touch
Run around Laserquest

Tada! Pavement Pizza in three hours. Sprinkle with diced carrots to bemuse the chef.

Well, if you will drink all that fizzy disco water, rather than real these things are bound to happen to you.

What is couscous?